F'ing ExGirlfriend
09-10-2008 | 05:13 PM
#34
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09-11-2008 | 12:34 AM
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Revenge crabs... REVENGE CRABS??? Oh.. My... GOD... I wonder if you can buy stock in that company? I know I am making a purchase, I'm just wondering how to get her to let me back into her bedroom so I can "sprinkle them in her bedding"... L.O. FUGGING L!!!
09-11-2008 | 01:07 AM
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She HAS been hinting around that she wants me to booty call her again... I wasn't gonna do it just cause I have been down that road too many times and she is nuts like the original posters' ex, but NOW I may just HAVE to... once my order of crabs arrives, that is...
09-20-2008 | 02:03 AM
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okay... I'm close now... I know I'm going to get booty called by the ex any day. Question is, do I REALLY do the revenge crab thing? Would any of you guys really go through with it? If you knew what this girl is capable of, you would probably say yes... But be honest. I want to, but I need a couple of votes here. This is for real...
Not trying to hijack a thread, either, just need some affirmation if I am gonna go through with this.
Not trying to hijack a thread, either, just need some affirmation if I am gonna go through with this.
09-21-2008 | 03:17 AM
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Hey man, let it go and move on. Hate in your heart will consume you first. You could ust as easily have tipped your bike over accidentally; most bikers have. Rage in motorcyling is how you make bad decisions and CRASH. After a close call you have to regroup and focus on the road ahead. You cant ruin the rest of a great ride because one car cut you off.
09-21-2008 | 06:58 AM
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Hey man, let it go and move on. Hate in your heart will consume you first. You could ust as easily have tipped your bike over accidentally; most bikers have. Rage in motorcyling is how you make bad decisions and CRASH. After a close call you have to regroup and focus on the road ahead. You cant ruin the rest of a great ride because one car cut you off.
Good luck.
09-25-2008 | 06:42 PM
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make up with her...... have nice romantic love making, take a lot of pictures of her in compromising situations...
then break it off and post the pics here for your friends to see. the post them all on youtube or something.
then break it off and post the pics here for your friends to see. the post them all on youtube or something.
09-26-2008 | 11:16 AM
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My girlfriend says
Talk about ranting boys. Ya'll should have consulted a chick for a non-DNA leaving revenge. You leave a quart of milk in the sun until it sours then find her car where there are no surveillance cameras and you pour it down her cowling. You know, it's the air intake for the a/c at the base of the windshield. The stench will never come out. As for her actions, F'ed up.
06-01-2009 | 05:27 AM
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ok, freezing an ice tray of ****, and then dump the ice into her sunroof on a nice, hot day... Also, I suggest murder. You may think it a bit rash, but come on... you can do it. You'll feel much better. Here's my advice, once you murder the *****, bury her in a DEEP grave in the woods. Like 10 foot down if you can manage it. Then, simply fill the hole half way up, and put a dead dog in there. That way, when the police dogs find the grave, they dig down, find the dead dog and move on. Free and clear my friend. I say thats the rational decision...
06-04-2009 | 04:03 PM
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jesus christ maverick and kelevra..lol.. the country is being hijacked, gas for our rides is through the roof..every day we are taxed more and more fo rillegals so they can get free health care and add more shitty drivers to the road.. and you guys are wanting to kill a crazy ex over bike tipping.. damn..
Ok so the real question is.. how do i get you two into my cause and focused on some real humanitarian issues.. like you know..putting farts in a ice chest and then checking them after a year? lol..or looking up where does the kids from revengecrabs.com actually go to school?
Honestly.. man she is crazy but she is down for mischief.. i say take her back and get on the bonny and clyde road and never look back. Focus man Focus.
and if that fails.. use two dead dogs.. lol
Ok so the real question is.. how do i get you two into my cause and focused on some real humanitarian issues.. like you know..putting farts in a ice chest and then checking them after a year? lol..or looking up where does the kids from revengecrabs.com actually go to school?
Honestly.. man she is crazy but she is down for mischief.. i say take her back and get on the bonny and clyde road and never look back. Focus man Focus.
and if that fails.. use two dead dogs.. lol
06-05-2009 | 02:00 PM
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haha cali yes..cop friends.. hmmm not so much,, but grew up ina cop family and at my last business i fed the swat team and set team regularly so they were good to me.. being a officers step kid and all. lol
06-05-2009 | 02:18 PM
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as far as the crazy girlfriend thing goes... i'm too young/ selfish/ cheap/ appreciative of my free time to date anyone right now and i have to say it's been awesome. Instead of buying Coach bags for Christmas and their birthdays, i get to buy myself things that I want.
06-25-2009 | 02:33 PM
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I had the same problem several years back, after I broke up with her she kept messing with my 69 Camaro SS but I could never catch her in the act. The cops basically said, unless I had irrefutable proof it was her, there was really nothing they could do.
After three or four days of having my car trashed, I decided to put and end to it once and for all……I slept with her sister. You want to talk about a woman scorned!!! The best part was when I was able to tell her that her sister was far better in bed infront of all our friends. Not only did she track me down but she did it publically. I just stood there with a huge grin while she hit me, threw stuff at me and called me every name under the sun. I actually had to go to the ER to get 8 stitches in my head from a beer bottle that connected a little better than I had hoped.
In the end, it was incredibly easy to have her charged with assault. She spent 2 weeks in jail and had to pay all my medical expenses and was issues a restraining order keeping her away…….the damage to my car was well worth the end result!!
After three or four days of having my car trashed, I decided to put and end to it once and for all……I slept with her sister. You want to talk about a woman scorned!!! The best part was when I was able to tell her that her sister was far better in bed infront of all our friends. Not only did she track me down but she did it publically. I just stood there with a huge grin while she hit me, threw stuff at me and called me every name under the sun. I actually had to go to the ER to get 8 stitches in my head from a beer bottle that connected a little better than I had hoped.
In the end, it was incredibly easy to have her charged with assault. She spent 2 weeks in jail and had to pay all my medical expenses and was issues a restraining order keeping her away…….the damage to my car was well worth the end result!!
06-25-2009 | 04:21 PM
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I had the same problem several years back, after I broke up with her she kept messing with my 69 Camaro SS but I could never catch her in the act. The cops basically said, unless I had irrefutable proof it was her, there was really nothing they could do.
After three or four days of having my car trashed, I decided to put and end to it once and for all……I slept with her sister. You want to talk about a woman scorned!!! The best part was when I was able to tell her that her sister was far better in bed infront of all our friends. Not only did she track me down but she did it publically. I just stood there with a huge grin while she hit me, threw stuff at me and called me every name under the sun. I actually had to go to the ER to get 8 stitches in my head from a beer bottle that connected a little better than I had hoped.
In the end, it was incredibly easy to have her charged with assault. She spent 2 weeks in jail and had to pay all my medical expenses and was issues a restraining order keeping her away…….the damage to my car was well worth the end result!!
After three or four days of having my car trashed, I decided to put and end to it once and for all……I slept with her sister. You want to talk about a woman scorned!!! The best part was when I was able to tell her that her sister was far better in bed infront of all our friends. Not only did she track me down but she did it publically. I just stood there with a huge grin while she hit me, threw stuff at me and called me every name under the sun. I actually had to go to the ER to get 8 stitches in my head from a beer bottle that connected a little better than I had hoped.
In the end, it was incredibly easy to have her charged with assault. She spent 2 weeks in jail and had to pay all my medical expenses and was issues a restraining order keeping her away…….the damage to my car was well worth the end result!!
Very nice!!!!!
