F'ing ExGirlfriend
08-24-2008 | 10:28 AM
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F'ing ExGirlfriend
Yoiu wont believe WTF happened. My ex girlfriend ran into me on a date the other night. She freaked out and started txting and calling. She threatened and said something like hope your bike is ok you piece of ****! I call the cops to go by the house. APD calls back and says yeah the bike is over on its side. 
Damage to TBR pipe, right fairings, grips, throttle sleeve, leaver, crank ahhh! And to top it off, since i did not see her do it, they will have to wait and let the detective decide whether there is enough proof to charge her! WTF
Damage to TBR pipe, right fairings, grips, throttle sleeve, leaver, crank ahhh! And to top it off, since i did not see her do it, they will have to wait and let the detective decide whether there is enough proof to charge her! WTF
08-24-2008 | 11:19 AM
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Does insurance cover psychotic ex-girlfriend damage? Yeah save those texts, and have them check the bike for prints if it helps. Check the neighbors and see if anyone saw something. Last but not least, google youtube. Most idiots record their stupidity for the world to see.
08-24-2008 | 12:32 PM
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She broke up with me after nearly two years together so she could try to work it out with her ex husband. That lasted about a week and then she was calling begging me for another chance. I say to hell with that cause i am not gonna be a second choice. She has tried to get me back for three months and i say no. She finally got the picture when she saw me out the other night.
08-24-2008 | 12:40 PM
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If the cops dont do anything to her, you should call her, tell her that youre sorry and realize you were wrong....have some sex with her... then take a **** in her jewelry box and leave before she wakes up.
also, 2 words: donkey punch
also, 2 words: donkey punch
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08-24-2008 | 12:45 PM
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08-24-2008 | 01:11 PM
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Then when she wakes up rub her face in it and and say "look what you did!!! Bad!". Then she'll go crazy and will have to be hospitalized. I've been down this road my friend. This is the only option you have I'm afraid.
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08-24-2008 | 01:17 PM
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08-24-2008 | 01:20 PM
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LOVE IT... BAD GIRL, BAD...... The mental visual of that acually happning is awsome....
08-24-2008 | 01:22 PM
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How bad is the lever and the pipe? I've become pretty good at polishing light rash out if you don't know how. I'm not equipped to take dents out but scratches or light rash are pretty easy. Pm me I could either tell you how or even do it for you if you wanted to mail it to me...
08-24-2008 | 01:23 PM
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So......was it she or you out on the date? And if it was you with a date, was the date hotter than your ex was when you got spotted?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if the new gf is a looker.
I've got not advice for you, except perhaps to live well, that being the best revenge.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if the new gf is a looker.
I've got not advice for you, except perhaps to live well, that being the best revenge.
08-24-2008 | 03:18 PM
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She is a lot better looking especially the fake **** 
She is pissed!
She is pissed!So......was it she or you out on the date? And if it was you with a date, was the date hotter than your ex was when you got spotted?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if the new gf is a looker.
I've got not advice for you, except perhaps to live well, that being the best revenge.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if the new gf is a looker.
I've got not advice for you, except perhaps to live well, that being the best revenge.
08-25-2008 | 10:40 AM
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Why not send her some anonymous Gorilla **** (looks like human ****) from these guys...
http://www.shitsenders.com/
http://www.shitsenders.com/
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08-25-2008 | 10:48 AM
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08-25-2008 | 11:06 AM
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That is great! I can think of a few people I could send this to 
* no one on here though *
* no one on here though *
Why not send her some anonymous Gorilla **** (looks like human ****) from these guys...
http://www.shitsenders.com/
http://www.shitsenders.com/
08-25-2008 | 11:26 AM
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Damn Man....not that it helps but it is better to have an X GF than an X wife (I know I have - two). I give you credit for making the right choice in not taking her back, to quote my Father "she had her chance and she blew it". JIM
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08-25-2008 | 11:35 AM
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Nail that ******* bitch to the damn wall...i hate **** like that and i seriously would freak the **** out on her car , house or whatever you can get your hands on.. Some **** is worth getting busted over and THAT is one as far as im concerned..stupid bitch.. im totally pissed right now Supermike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont do anything dumb and dont take my advice.... BUT YOU NEED REVENGE WHETHER ITS LEGAL OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN IM PISSED RIGHT NOW.. WHO THE F DO WOMEN THINK THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOST CHICKS ARENT WORTH THE SLUDGE THAT COMES OUT OF THE HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF OUR MACHINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
MAN IM PISSED RIGHT NOW.. WHO THE F DO WOMEN THINK THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOST CHICKS ARENT WORTH THE SLUDGE THAT COMES OUT OF THE HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF OUR MACHINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
09-09-2008 | 05:29 PM
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daaamn shes dumb! well for one for leaving you after 2 years of being together to try and work it out with the ex-husband and two for TELLING what she is going to do....hes an ex-husband for a reason, and now you're an ex-b/f for a reason! lol
09-09-2008 | 09:37 PM
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Ha ha! Is somebody a little bitter?
