Superfast yellow superhawks
10-21-2010, 07:11 PM
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sweet i wanna be in charge of the **** talk forum on there 
notice how the red hawks are all posing and have no action shots. i bet the one in the picture above likely puked a cct just to avoid being ridden.
notice how the red hawks are all posing and have no action shots. i bet the one in the picture above likely puked a cct just to avoid being ridden.
10-21-2010, 07:20 PM
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Uchi has bastardized his yellow ChickenHawk with black paint and should be voted off Yellow Coward Island by the **** tribe.
Meanwhile, on Red Island, the party continues late into the night with smoking hot babes dressed in skimpy bikinis writhing all over the RED Superhawks.
Meanwhile, on Red Island, the party continues late into the night with smoking hot babes dressed in skimpy bikinis writhing all over the RED Superhawks.
10-21-2010, 07:41 PM
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It is very difficult to catch a RED Superhawk in full flight even with the fastest of camera lenses. I did manage to have my picture taken on my RED Superhawk tonight making multiple passes on the same road on the same frame of film though using 40 bazillion ISO shutter settings.
RED wins, thanks for playing.
RED wins, thanks for playing.
10-21-2010, 08:11 PM
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Awe come on! There's a little license in there but you have to be careful.
For the final ******* time - the Red ones are the fastest because of more lax pc limitations during their import beginning in 1997.
Some argue that the reduced primer coats in the yellows might account for about seven pounds. Weight reduction is important to the Superhawk - paint - for me - isn't enough.
Like we're all gt racers in here.
For the final ******* time - the Red ones are the fastest because of more lax pc limitations during their import beginning in 1997.
Some argue that the reduced primer coats in the yellows might account for about seven pounds. Weight reduction is important to the Superhawk - paint - for me - isn't enough.
Like we're all gt racers in here.
10-21-2010, 08:23 PM
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you realize that those ladys on the island youre on are infact ladyboys, **** on the top, twig and 2 berrys on the bottom. enjoy your party with the ********
as mentioned in a previous thread, i added black to mine because it was too fast and i needed to slow it down a little so i gave it some slow black paint. i thought of throwing on some red some black is slow, red is broken and slower, so i chose black.
rwhisen, you notice that all you see in your picture is a sea of slow red bikes? upon closer inspection there are about a million red hawks there all moving at red hawk top speed, 3. you dont see any yellows because they out ran your camera
as mentioned in a previous thread, i added black to mine because it was too fast and i needed to slow it down a little so i gave it some slow black paint. i thought of throwing on some red some black is slow, red is broken and slower, so i chose black.
rwhisen, you notice that all you see in your picture is a sea of slow red bikes? upon closer inspection there are about a million red hawks there all moving at red hawk top speed, 3. you dont see any yellows because they out ran your camera
10-21-2010, 09:31 PM
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Oh you didn't know?? They accidentally poisoned the red superhawk factory workers with laxatives, and instead of using red paint they used all the bloody laxy-**** to paint the bikes. Google it. Type in laxy-****-red superhawk.
10-21-2010, 10:18 PM
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i mean,im just pointing out the obvious
10-21-2010, 10:34 PM
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10-22-2010, 02:10 AM
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Last trackday for the season was last weekend... 3 VTR's beside mine... One yellow one in the nanny group, going around behind the instructor on a red VTR at very slow speed, with me sitting sidesaddle looking at the bike behind... The silver and orange bikes I used as brake markers in the corners in the faster group... Once you get past them you brake, not before...
10-22-2010, 02:14 AM
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Actually at the end of the day the owner of the yellow VTR managed to coax his bike to a medium speed crawl, so I could use second gear on the red VTR on the straight without leaving him behind... But that's still not fast...
10-22-2010, 04:32 AM
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hmmmmmmm as nice as you think this red bike is,i have noticed that it is held up,supported and balanced by a shock wrapped in yellow to allow these slow machines to reach a top speed of 45,which is the slowest allowed speed on the highway i mean,im just pointing out the obvious
i mean,im just pointing out the obvious
10-22-2010, 04:33 AM
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Last trackday for the season was last weekend... 3 VTR's beside mine... One yellow one in the nanny group, going around behind the instructor on a red VTR at very slow speed, with me sitting sidesaddle looking at the bike behind... The silver and orange bikes I used as brake markers in the corners in the faster group... Once you get past them you brake, not before...
10-22-2010, 04:48 AM
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[QUOTE=uchi;284871]this needs no explanation, seems like the red guys are too scared to track their bikes
[[/QUOTEyeah, you're right yellow dog. Track riding most accurately defines the brave of heart, i.e., those riders with the most courage and with the biggest *****. The hazards on the track are staggering: oncoming vehicles to pancake you, trees, bridge abutments, and poles to cut you in half, blind corners with hidden driveways, road debris, and speed cops to ruin your day, and serious injuries and death a common result for anyones' mistake. Wow. fearless!
10-22-2010, 05:10 AM
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10-22-2010, 07:57 AM
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That's alright nath. You can admit the fear the track brings to you. 120 mph through a corner with your knee on the ground. Guess the yellow chicken bike must instill confidence in me :-)
The street is tame. Everyone drives slow. Try weaving through a pack of slower bikes at over 100 mph now that's fun :-)
Tweety I'm sure you were taking the infield shortcut. Also rumor has it that yellow hawk rider used to ride a red hawk then bought a yellow and was scared of its angry nature :-)
[QUOTE=nath981;284919]With preferences like this, it's not difficult to understand that there are indeed very good reasons for this strong affinity for the urine color.
The street is tame. Everyone drives slow. Try weaving through a pack of slower bikes at over 100 mph now that's fun :-)
Tweety I'm sure you were taking the infield shortcut. Also rumor has it that yellow hawk rider used to ride a red hawk then bought a yellow and was scared of its angry nature :-)
[QUOTE=nath981;284919]With preferences like this, it's not difficult to understand that there are indeed very good reasons for this strong affinity for the urine color.
this needs no explanation, seems like the red guys are too scared to track their bikes [[/QUOTE
yeah, you're right yellow dog. Track riding most accurately defines the brave of heart, i.e., those riders with the most courage and with the biggest *****. The hazards on the track are staggering: oncoming vehicles to pancake you, trees, bridge abutments, and poles to cut you in half, blind corners with hidden driveways, road debris, and speed cops to ruin your day, and serious injuries and death a common result for anyones' mistake. Wow. fearless!
[[/QUOTEyeah, you're right yellow dog. Track riding most accurately defines the brave of heart, i.e., those riders with the most courage and with the biggest *****. The hazards on the track are staggering: oncoming vehicles to pancake you, trees, bridge abutments, and poles to cut you in half, blind corners with hidden driveways, road debris, and speed cops to ruin your day, and serious injuries and death a common result for anyones' mistake. Wow. fearless!
10-22-2010, 08:30 AM
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Not only are the yellow hawks slower and uglier, but they don't hold there value either. Seirously I had a guy offer me 5 Yellow hawks 2000 in cash and a night with his wife for my RED HAWK!!! 
Oh ya and I turned it down
Oh ya and I turned it down
10-22-2010, 08:39 AM
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Well you should know that a yellow owner is a big pus and would never entertain the idea of man to man kind of fight. The only thing they can do is try and gang up on somebody. The sad part is they still could not covince anyone but themselves their bikes are superior to any other color superhawk. Hell even the blue ones look better.
10-22-2010, 08:55 AM
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Red superhawk:
You people should be ashamed, even the power rangers know how bad those red bikes look. ****, even with all that goofy stuff on there it still looks better than when it was red.
Cmon, I understand how you could be jealous. Just look how fast my beater yellow chicken is...
You people should be ashamed, even the power rangers know how bad those red bikes look. ****, even with all that goofy stuff on there it still looks better than when it was red.
Cmon, I understand how you could be jealous. Just look how fast my beater yellow chicken is...
10-22-2010, 09:51 AM
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Red jealousy fellas. That's all it is. The red guys talk a big game but only one has ever tracked his bike and he's a swede so naturally unstable. The rest are too scared to even go fast
10-22-2010, 10:05 AM
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We don't like to show off.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu6cKX7rHiU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2SyaFeUMtM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu6cKX7rHiU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2SyaFeUMtM
10-22-2010, 10:32 AM
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, now that's some scary ****, especially around Halloween. haha I was doing that **** well before you were born(raced a Ducati at Summit Point)circa 1968), but we were draggin hard parts while knees came much later(hi tech ****.haha).
My last Track day was at Nelson Ledges in 96 when i got my amateur license at 52yrs old(haha)and even finished ahead of several youngsters who had been racing there the whole summer. Come to think of it, they were guys like you who just started out and, coincidentally, were riding yellow bikes.hahaha
