Funny Story ( Joke )
04-03-2009 | 03:07 PM
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Funny Story ( Joke )
Thought this was funny , stolen from another forum ....
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. So I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 27 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that storm?'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped fishing.
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. So I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 27 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that storm?'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped fishing.
04-09-2009 | 04:58 PM
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Here's another one ,stolen from another forum....
A Great Watch! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY) PG13
A Sailor walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Sailor says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Sailor, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
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A Great Watch! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY) PG13
A Sailor walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Sailor says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Sailor, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
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04-09-2009 | 06:00 PM
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Both funny stories....LOL
Here is a good one.........
An old man was sitting on a bench reading his paper when a punk rocker comes and sits next to him.Now this kid is the 20 karot version,spiked hair and multi colored.
The old man carries on reading,but every now and then sneaks a look at the kid. Well the punk finally notices and asks, " Hey old timer,whats the problem? Didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were young?"
The old man thinks for a minute and says," Now that you mention it,I did. Made love to a peacock once and I was just trying to figure out if you were one of my kids!"
Here is a good one.........
An old man was sitting on a bench reading his paper when a punk rocker comes and sits next to him.Now this kid is the 20 karot version,spiked hair and multi colored.
The old man carries on reading,but every now and then sneaks a look at the kid. Well the punk finally notices and asks, " Hey old timer,whats the problem? Didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were young?"
The old man thinks for a minute and says," Now that you mention it,I did. Made love to a peacock once and I was just trying to figure out if you were one of my kids!"
04-09-2009 | 06:20 PM
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Both funny stories....LOL
Here is a good one.........
An old man was sitting on a bench reading his paper when a punk rocker comes and sits next to him.Now this kid is the 20 karot version,spiked hair and multi colored.
The old man carries on reading,but every now and then sneaks a look at the kid. Well the punk finally notices and asks, " Hey old timer,whats the problem? Didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were young?"
The old man thinks for a minute and says," Now that you mention it,I did. Made love to a peacock once and I was just trying to figure out if you were one of my kids!"
Here is a good one.........
An old man was sitting on a bench reading his paper when a punk rocker comes and sits next to him.Now this kid is the 20 karot version,spiked hair and multi colored.
The old man carries on reading,but every now and then sneaks a look at the kid. Well the punk finally notices and asks, " Hey old timer,whats the problem? Didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were young?"
The old man thinks for a minute and says," Now that you mention it,I did. Made love to a peacock once and I was just trying to figure out if you were one of my kids!"
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