He said, "Chuck Norris"! I'm backing away from this.... Chuck is gonna come and kick somebody's *** and I want nothing to do with Chuck Norris. Show me photos of what happens cause I can't bear to see.

 

I gotta agree. It's a stealth thing.

 

Orrrr it gives you guys the impression of going fast. You ever wonder why the red bikes have less milage than everyone else? Or why the blue and blacks only came with a 110 mph speedo? Yeah I took it that far

 

Best chance of pictures is from a gov spy satellite. But that's only if chuck doesn't throw a red hawk into it first.

 

Blue may be a boy's colour, but Black is a MAN's Colour

 

shooooooooooooo............those reds were gooood, esp when washed down with mezcal and beer, and smoothed out with a toke of hash. 3 trashed hippies aboard a '62' Norton at 3am bound for the Mercy Hospital with one intention: to break a friend out(result of a bike wreck a couple days earlier), hooked up to a hangin bottle of something we're dragging along, nurses running, barely escaped security, but unfortunately without him.

You can say that yellow is fastest color, and that's why you have one. But we know it's really your obsession with matching your teeth and that streak down the middle of you back. And a good match it is.....congrats!!

 

That's a great story. Wanna know why you guys didn't break your buddy out? 1 of 2 reasons. Either the red bikes were too slow to get away or you took some reds and imagined the whole thing. The only streak I have is a skidmark from an accidental wheelie at 100 mph. Haha

 

come on now guys think......How long has HONDA been sayin "ride red"? huh? long time right? now if the guys that make your scoot say to ride it red then red has got to be the fastest color right? thank you for your time

 

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: wrong on both reasons. we didn't break our buddy out because when we started pushing his bed toward the door, he pushed the emergency button and nurses came running. I don't know what reds do alone, but in party combo, they do stimulate the imagination all right, but they also seem to delete all impulse control, e.g., shooting a cop with a squirt gun landed my buddy in jail (that is, after gettin worked over by 2 cops in a stopped elevator). Thank god he had some pain killers in him for that one.

accidental 100 mph wheelie: that might have been a little more than a skidmark in there. You're just bein humble there aren't ya. hahahaha

 

Yellow is the most powerful for me, because I am Superman. Just like the Yellow sun fuels my super abilities, if I were to ride a red, blue, black or titanium colored Superhawk my super powers would cease to exist and I would become mortal and vulnerable like all the rest of you puny weak Earthlings.

 

Honda started red. It was ok. They improved with yellow. If red was so fast hey wouldn't have touched it. But when moped guys were outrunning red hondas honda knew they had to improve performance with yellow. Yeah that's right

I think you guys hit the red pills and imagined everything. Although it sounds like one hell of a rush. I have a hard time controlling my impulses as it is so I can only imagine the trouble I'd get into if I were let free. Haha

 

Jaundice rider!

 

I don't know but it sounds to me that maybe you and zman may both be under the influence of horse tranquilizers, i.e., the aforemntioned reds, right now for the reason that you both seem to be suffering from illusions of grandeur directly related to bikes painted "DOT,caution, school bus" yellow, this in stark contrast to the rest of us who are riding authentically fast colors.

 

I didn't wanna say it but the bikes are bright yellow because they're so fast its the only way we can be seen. I feel bad that you guys can't experience what we do on a daily basis

 

Black? You gotta be kidding me! Stealth Gray or Titanium Metallic is the one that flies under the radar. Same color as asphalt and 1/2 the Mercedes and BMW's on the road = invisible to cops.

 

hey surfer, one more post for 2000. "happy post ***** to you" and I'm blowing out the candle burning in our bathroom right now in honor of this auspicious occasion. hahahaha "we love you we do, we love you we do"

 

Its only invisible to radar because its so slow radar doesn't recognize it as a mobile object. The only way it'll register on radar is if some old lady with a walker speeds by it. Lol

 

Thanks nath, Just havin' fun while passing on and gathering info. We do love our bikes.

And uchi...Slow my ***!!!

 

yeah, you're welcom for sure. we're all lucky to have people like yourself to help neubs and others in need, and just plain wreak havoc when you're not doin that.hahahaha

as far as uchi and zman, if they have refillable scripts for those reds they're taken, those of us with the fast colors are in for it until they either OD or are correctly diagnosed.

 

haha man you cant correctly dose me, id need a bottle at a time these days, lol. no im kidding, my money went into the damn bike over the winter and an engagement ring last week, so i wish i could afford drugs. lol.

 

Nobody wants to talk about the horsepower differences from the factory........hmmmmmm.

 

I have to say, uchi seems to have done some serious scientific research. I mean, mines red & I love it but maybe he has figured something out. My only claim about the red color is that chicks seem to really want to take their clothes off due to the sexy red (italian red) color. So I guess I wasnt so concerned that it took me 2/10ths longer to ride them home. Maybe thats why yellows go faster, no chicks to carry home. So yeah, that makes sense now.

 

No fat chicks smokinjoe. We pick up the skinny hotties. From factory the reads have a beefier suspension setup in the rear because the larger ladies are drawn to it. Must be fat chick pharmones in the red paint