Random, late night, beer induced thoughts
12-15-2009, 04:44 PM
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Actually the best was the tracks going over another parking island leading directly to it, and I think you have to come here for the cheese to squeak otherwise it's not fresh enough.
12-15-2009, 05:49 PM
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I worked at a place where they had a training center up in Wisc. and they would always bring them back... Im craving them real bad right now! Im not sure how well they would go with this Jimmy Beam im drinkin, but id give it a hell of a try!
Wait... you drove over one parking island, then parked on another one.... without knowing you were on either?
You might wanna check under your jeep for missing pedestrians
Wait... you drove over one parking island, then parked on another one.... without knowing you were on either?
You might wanna check under your jeep for missing pedestrians
12-15-2009, 07:32 PM
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12-16-2009, 05:38 PM
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I hate computers. I swear i do everything to prevent anything bad from happening, and the damn thing still acts up. If im not on here for a few days, its because i smashed it to bits
12-16-2009, 10:16 PM
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Hi Ya mike!!! I is dunrjked. Too much of my friend jaxk. Where yous think my fogss should goesa??? I mights puts themed unders my front fairing. Side ways in the upper parts if it or striaghts up unders me front brighrts shiny thing??? ohs and you loseing 5 to zip. You gots to catched up mate!!! LOLs!!!! Man I is feelin goods.... Now lets see where them,s keys is to hid so I dont F upos my ride wit fogss on my frames siders. LOL!!!
Hey betters yets I might puts them in the bottoms to really shin ups my bike. You knows super dupers bright lightrs to keeps the pold ladiesa at bay in them garsh darm boats of a cages theys a drivin now and daysss. We need a ages limits on driveing licenses. No olds farts trhat cants sees over the sxteering wheelss. let alone the dash board...HAHAHA LOL!!!
Hey betters yets I might puts them in the bottoms to really shin ups my bike. You knows super dupers bright lightrs to keeps the pold ladiesa at bay in them garsh darm boats of a cages theys a drivin now and daysss. We need a ages limits on driveing licenses. No olds farts trhat cants sees over the sxteering wheelss. let alone the dash board...HAHAHA LOL!!!
12-16-2009, 10:22 PM
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Oh amds what wrong wits light on my siders, Lazn has lights on the "passanger pegs" I call it something elses but trying toi stays "Familys oriented" LOL.
Hey you know what this means??? LMAOAPMS
Laughin my assses of Almost pissin my self.... I knows I is a happy drunkeredd =) Hope all is wells and happy times....Oh and FYI Dairy dont goes wells with Haed A. It makes you pukeded alls over de pacle. I know from experiance. No mores DQ blizzards for me. Thoughts I wasa Freezin but everyones said it warm outside. The PPL At DQ said theres was a blizzard...I didnr sees no snow. Whats yopu ,makes of thats??? Crazys PPl i tells yous..
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Hey you know what this means??? LMAOAPMS
Laughin my assses of Almost pissin my self.... I knows I is a happy drunkeredd =) Hope all is wells and happy times....Oh and FYI Dairy dont goes wells with Haed A. It makes you pukeded alls over de pacle. I know from experiance. No mores DQ blizzards for me. Thoughts I wasa Freezin but everyones said it warm outside. The PPL At DQ said theres was a blizzard...I didnr sees no snow. Whats yopu ,makes of thats??? Crazys PPl i tells yous..
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12-17-2009, 08:51 AM
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Holy shitballs man! I know... For a fact.... That you feel like hell today! Those 2 posts are cracking me up man... I was outside trying to do inventory and one of the managers walked out and I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks... I needed that!
12-17-2009, 10:26 AM
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Holy Hell doesnt explain why I woke up at ten a.m. om my day off today LOL!!!! **** i watch robin willaims live from broadway. I was laughing so hard I almost pissed myself. He was talkin about stoners in the half pipes and giant hersesys bars. I was like man that sounds...AWESOME right now. LOL!!! I woke up early to clean up the rats nest of wires under my seat and make it look decent from when I put in the underglows. I am finally going to move the switch to the upper fairing. JC my damn head hurts. Ohs I do know that two nights ago( tuesday) I went to applebees with my lil bro and my roommate and got charged for only one drink cause I complained to the manager that there was no alcohol in it and I just paid seven bucks for the damn jack and coke. Lets just say 4 double shots later and I guess I told thed waitress she had a really nice ***. Oh and dont ever take me to the theaters drunk. Luckly it was just us three seeing Armored. Wait til it comes out on DVD. Its not good. Im a lil obnoxious. =) Buts a happy drunk. I think we would be in trouble if we hung out too!!! LOL!!! Have a good one.
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12-17-2009, 11:56 AM
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WOOOOOOOW... and i thought i drank alot lol. i got a xmas party to go to tonight for the kiddos karate school and they wont have booze (i guess they dont want a bunch of midget ninjas running around all trashed at a xmas party) .... so im glad i have several flasks i can put in my coat. Ill have to re-read everything ya posted then respond when im a little less sober 
12-17-2009, 03:32 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfSfK...eature=related Okay--You guys gotta eat once in a while.So if you insist on drinking try some of this.
12-17-2009, 04:06 PM
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Ahhh crap. Noone bothered to tell me that this was a pretty formal function. People are walkin around in suits, I have on a black button up shirt, jeans and black vans lol. Classic!
12-17-2009, 04:28 PM
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Black vans are fine for formal occasions! I wore them to prom. Of course I am 34 now so...
12-17-2009, 05:02 PM
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Lol... I'm 32 and I still think ny vans are the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn. Food was decent. Having to watch a slideshow now.... Forgot my booze. Damn me!
12-17-2009, 05:11 PM
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12-17-2009, 05:29 PM
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12-17-2009, 06:30 PM
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It's over!!!! Well, actually we just left early. And guess what I found on the way home???
Nog on sale!!!!!
Kendrick, I've had blue moon before, but ive never seen that label... What's different about that kind?
Nog on sale!!!!!
Kendrick, I've had blue moon before, but ive never seen that label... What's different about that kind?
12-17-2009, 06:44 PM
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Limited stock 8.2% alcohol. Taste just like the regular but stronger.
I have nothing intelligent to say about bikes since the first snow in. This is going to be a long winter. Oh well, i still know my brews.
I'm assuming you're Shreveport. LA so you might not know this routine.
Peace out to all Jeeps and Landcruisers...
I have nothing intelligent to say about bikes since the first snow in. This is going to be a long winter. Oh well, i still know my brews.
I'm assuming you're Shreveport. LA so you might not know this routine.
Peace out to all Jeeps and Landcruisers...
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12-17-2009, 06:59 PM
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Limited stock 8.2% alcohol. Taste just like the regular but stronger.
I have nothing intelligent to say about bikes since the first snow in. This is going to be a long winter. Oh well, i still know my brews.
I'm assuming you're Shreveport. LA so you might not know this routine.
I have nothing intelligent to say about bikes since the first snow in. This is going to be a long winter. Oh well, i still know my brews.
I'm assuming you're Shreveport. LA so you might not know this routine.
Well, i do live in shreveport now, but i spent my first 19 years in Akron, Ohio. I remember having to take my mustang to the car wash to hose off all the salt, and in night school once i had to pee on my door lock cylinder to unfreeze it so i could get in my car. true story.
I have a laundry list of different booze you guys have introduced me to. I wonder if my local liquor store has a lay-a-way plan
12-17-2009, 07:02 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfSfK...eature=related Okay--You guys gotta eat once in a while.So if you insist on drinking try some of this.
OMG. I HAVE to watch that again after i have a good buzz! His facial expression after he took a drink was PRICELESS! lmao
12-17-2009, 07:05 PM
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I wasnt laughing AT you, i was laughing WITH you... theres a difference
Alright.... Im looking up plane tickets to seattle... we need to go party and tear up that town...
12-17-2009, 07:06 PM
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What are you trying to get me to jump in? I'm on my way to Costco right now to get some unleaded nog to take home and spruce up as needed when needed. Enjoy!
