"Sure is heavy. Must be the weight." Roger Ramjet

 

"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I can. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off." - Anonomys

 

Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that fast is better. I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba....
-Hunter S. Thompson