Post Whoring Newbie Thread
07-20-2012 | 08:13 PM
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From: New Hampshire
Ooh... BTW, just installed a set of Jardine high mounts today. Oh, so sweet the sound!
Also, just received a set of Kreiger CCTs in the mail so those will go on soon.
Anybody have a tip on how to modify a Handy spindle rear stand for the SH?
Also, just received a set of Kreiger CCTs in the mail so those will go on soon.
Anybody have a tip on how to modify a Handy spindle rear stand for the SH?
07-20-2012 | 09:10 PM
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Hahaha! We should have a default button that sends all the newbs to the front of the line. They have to read all the threads. There is (I hope) some social value in what has occurred here during these years. There certainly is for me.
In more than one instance I would have to go back a hundred or more threads to find out what was going on. Randman was the worst but he knew that. When the thread cound was about 1300 I lost my place or blew up a computer and went back to the beginning and read every thread.
Everybody that was part of that time here, I feel a special bond to. Some guys were retiring, some guys weren't, we were electing a new president, we were winning a war. It was a cool place to be but it could get hot.
In more than one instance I would have to go back a hundred or more threads to find out what was going on. Randman was the worst but he knew that. When the thread cound was about 1300 I lost my place or blew up a computer and went back to the beginning and read every thread.
Everybody that was part of that time here, I feel a special bond to. Some guys were retiring, some guys weren't, we were electing a new president, we were winning a war. It was a cool place to be but it could get hot.
07-26-2012 | 12:27 PM
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Hahaha! We should have a default button that sends all the newbs to the front of the line. They have to read all the threads. There is (I hope) some social value in what has occurred here during these years. There certainly is for me.
In more than one instance I would have to go back a hundred or more threads to find out what was going on. Randman was the worst but he knew that. When the thread cound was about 1300 I lost my place or blew up a computer and went back to the beginning and read every thread.
Everybody that was part of that time here, I feel a special bond to. Some guys were retiring, some guys weren't, we were electing a new president, we were winning a war. It was a cool place to be but it could get hot.
In more than one instance I would have to go back a hundred or more threads to find out what was going on. Randman was the worst but he knew that. When the thread cound was about 1300 I lost my place or blew up a computer and went back to the beginning and read every thread.
Everybody that was part of that time here, I feel a special bond to. Some guys were retiring, some guys weren't, we were electing a new president, we were winning a war. It was a cool place to be but it could get hot.
Das da fact Jack...
07-26-2012 | 12:27 PM
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07-26-2012 | 12:28 PM
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07-28-2012 | 09:06 PM
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President Barrack Obama was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing Native American standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator, and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "Red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle".
The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of **** it can no longer fly.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "Red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle".
The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of **** it can no longer fly.
07-29-2012 | 06:42 AM
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From: San Clemente, CA
President Barrack Obama was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing Native American standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator, and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "Red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle".
The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of **** it can no longer fly.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "Red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle".
The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of **** it can no longer fly.
07-31-2012 | 12:26 PM
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Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
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The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest ****.
Men are like that, you know
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
blinking.gif
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest ****.
Men are like that, you know
08-29-2012 | 01:36 PM
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the
village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made
love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we
can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to
see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep
an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of
the tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her
skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the
fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about
ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The
policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that
wasn't an electric fence.
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the
village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made
love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we
can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to
see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep
an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of
the tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her
skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the
fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about
ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The
policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that
wasn't an electric fence.
09-19-2012 | 10:12 PM
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From: Leander TX!!
09-19-2012 | 10:14 PM
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09-19-2012 | 10:14 PM
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10-08-2012 | 09:31 PM
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11-19-2012 | 01:43 PM
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CONDOM HISTORY an Interesting piece of history!
In 1272, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea, by taking the intestine
out of the goat first.
I hope you appreciate this historical update.
In 1272, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea, by taking the intestine
out of the goat first.
I hope you appreciate this historical update.
