Though I will probably still wind up going back out since it's my friend's birthday.

 

Woot!

See y'all later!

 

That's precisely the ******* point, when you got the biggest guns in the world you're going to go for a chick that shows off her thong underwear and wants to be had??? ANd a fat chick at that - no ******* wonder this arkansas pig plays a saxaphone and rides a harley!

I'd hit on the chick that flies for the &&&&, has an *** on her like a ten yo boy, front like a '57 Caddy and looks like she can start a dirt bike with her foot.

Instead of calling the Argentine Consulate while getting a blow-job from a fat chick, I would be out discovering my own peaks and valleys. Can you imagine the looks that you would get from the SS.

Boys, this is bush - no, not Bush - we're talking about bush. Me and Miss little Flavortail are going to be riding dirt bikes today. No, not the petal-kind like George. Keep up if you can and if you can't we'll be camping at the Standup Cactus Campgrounds which is over there. At the other side of the ranch, or county, or state - or something like that.