Post Whoring Newbie Thread
12-28-2009 | 11:22 AM
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MotoGP
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From: Lake View Terrace, CA
01-06-2010 | 12:17 PM
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MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with Him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked,
'It's got to be your ears.'
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears?!?!?''
Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural.
I work out every day and my *** is firm and solid.
I have a 28 inch waist.
Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'
Clearing his throat, he stammered ....
'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.......
that was me......'
While there, an stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with Him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked,
'It's got to be your ears.'
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears?!?!?''
Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural.
I work out every day and my *** is firm and solid.
I have a 28 inch waist.
Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'
Clearing his throat, he stammered ....
'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.......
that was me......'
01-06-2010 | 12:50 PM
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MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
01-10-2010 | 08:44 AM
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MotoGP
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,138
From: Austin, Tx
The pressure regulator on the gas mainline into the greenhouse froze friday night. I went out to check the heaters at 0200. They were running but not fired. Tried everything - even emergency visit from the gas company at 0300. 2500 square feet of tropical plants - toast! The next morning the sun got on the regulator and thawed it out. They fired right up no problem but it was too late.
01-10-2010 | 02:28 PM
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MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
The pressure regulator on the gas mainline into the greenhouse froze friday night. I went out to check the heaters at 0200. They were running but not fired. Tried everything - even emergency visit from the gas company at 0300. 2500 square feet of tropical plants - toast! The next morning the sun got on the regulator and thawed it out. They fired right up no problem but it was too late.
01-19-2010 | 11:07 AM
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MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
A man goes to see the Rabbi.
'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.'
The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'
The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'
The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?'
The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what .. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.'
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, 'Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?'
The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,
'Take the poison'...
'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.'
The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'
The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'
The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?'
The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what .. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.'
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, 'Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?'
The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,
'Take the poison'...
01-21-2010 | 12:09 PM
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MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
01-21-2010 | 07:33 PM
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MotoGP
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,138
From: Austin, Tx
Hahaha! Like you would have something to do with a tax write-off. You have to have an income first. That's been a little difficult to do for the last couple years.
