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04-19-2009 | 01:40 PM
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From: Leander TX!!
04-19-2009 | 02:17 PM
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From: Ranson, WV
04-19-2009 | 02:48 PM
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Now that's what I'm talking about. People who take pride in making you a fat ***. My hometown of Huntington, WV (the unhealthiest city in the US) had a place called Ward's Donuts. The freshest batch of fried goodness came out around 5AM. They were usually still hot, and with a cup of black coffee, it was the shiznit. The old couple finally decided to stop running it, but no one wanted to buy it, so Ward's is no more. The old Krispee Kreme chains were good, but the manure that they sell in the grocery stores is just insulting.
Well there you go. We need a third party. Elseways all donuts will be made by ChiCom illegal aliens frying donuts in panda fat laced with lead and arsenic.
Both Clontoon and Boosh favored MFN for Chi-Com poison donuts!
04-19-2009 | 04:13 PM
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From: Ranson, WV
The sad part is that you are correct...I want a fat, Euro-white hybrid chick making my doughnuts, not some illegal alien making 'donuts'......
04-19-2009 | 04:21 PM
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See, there you go again mixing politics with pleasure. We could have just spewed forth diarrhea of the mouth, then you make it semi-serious.
The sad part is that you are correct...I want a fat, Euro-white hybrid chick making my doughnuts, not some illegal alien making 'donuts'......
The sad part is that you are correct...I want a fat, Euro-white hybrid chick making my doughnuts, not some illegal alien making 'donuts'......
Forgive me my politically incorrect politics, but if you want an overweight, white hillbilly chick to serve you, West Virgina is as close to heaven as you're gonna get!
Last edited by RK1; 04-19-2009 at 04:23 PM.
04-19-2009 | 04:39 PM
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From: Ranson, WV
C'mon now...get your terminolgy straight. I don't get into banjo-playing, albino, same-family-sexing folk......or so the Appalachian stereotype goes....
04-19-2009 | 04:49 PM
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Either way, West Virgina is deep fried donut white hillbilly heaven. WV. is 98% white hillbilly, damn few hybrids, whatever that means.
04-19-2009 | 05:00 PM
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From: Ranson, WV
Rednecks, hillbillys, and general dumbasses are EVERYWHERE!
For whatever reason, there are lots of Filipinos in this state. I may never figure that one out, but I do have hypotheses on that topic.
04-19-2009 | 05:08 PM
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I live in the North East San Fernando Valley. More Filipinos here than anyplace this side of Manila. The political/cultural difference between white rednecks and Filipinos is something too small to bother measuring. Take it to the bank.
04-19-2009 | 05:15 PM
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Apparently, the Somali pirates have captured numerous Filipinos. I'm surprised that the pirates have not released them due to the excessive bulls$#@ting, drinking, and gambling. That's got to be old by now....
, but for the first time in US history, I believe we have a KISS *** as President.
04-19-2009 | 11:46 PM
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Obama seemed pretty excited to meet Hugo and Raoul. Good thing Fidel wasn't there or Obama might have peed himself.
04-20-2009 | 02:32 AM
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http://www.theage.com.au/world/obama...0417-aa8v.html
Obama claims 90% of guns confiscated in Mexico come from the U.S. Actually, it's 17.6%.
He goes to corrupt and dysfunctional turd world countries and holds hands with their leaders as they denounce and **** on the USA. Obama is a bag of feces masquerading as an American.
Obama claims 90% of guns confiscated in Mexico come from the U.S. Actually, it's 17.6%.
He goes to corrupt and dysfunctional turd world countries and holds hands with their leaders as they denounce and **** on the USA. Obama is a bag of feces masquerading as an American.
Last edited by RK1; 04-20-2009 at 08:33 AM.
04-20-2009 | 09:20 AM
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, to her husband aside and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither, Doc," said the husband, "but she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
"Me neither, Doc," said the husband, "but she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
04-20-2009 | 09:23 AM
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Best line from a kids movie.. Madagascar 2:
One of the Penguins is marrying a doll...
Zuba : (looks at Skipper & doll) Do you take each other, for better or for worse?
Skipper : For better, please.
One of the Penguins is marrying a doll...
Zuba : (looks at Skipper & doll) Do you take each other, for better or for worse?
Skipper : For better, please.
