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Old 01-28-2009 | 04:12 PM
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People over 90 are not allowed to ride Superhawks anymore, unless on private, gated properties
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:13 PM
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Men who wear pink shirts will be imprisoned on the spot, with no real chance of bonding out or living out a sentence. LIFE!
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:13 PM
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All wars between
sandal with sock wearers,
and sandal with no sock wearers
are ended.
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:13 PM
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All dogs must be transformed into pitbulls,
and cat's are now illegal.
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:14 PM
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Women caught faking orgasms will be immediately detained by the county and exposed to ungodly amounts of Michael Jackson music.
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:14 PM
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Men who fake orgasms:

are just retarded.
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:15 PM
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Men are no longer allowed to work. Nor are they allowed to do housework.

The wife must earn good money plus be able to keep the home spotless and a warm meal on the table three times per day (unless it's a holiday, which requires 5 or more warm meals.)
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:16 PM
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My mom asked a while back...

"Roof, what does it mean if your wife brings you a beer from the kitchen during a football game?"

I said
"Her leash is too long?"
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:17 PM
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Yep. So how many gay guys does it take to change a light bulb?

...Why should the light bulb be the one to change!!??
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:17 PM
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Well first...
The light bulb must truly WANT to change
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:19 PM
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How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?

One to greet the bulb...
One to inspect the bulb...
One to break the bulb...
One to tell you the bulb was already broke...
One to tell you that broken bulb will cost over $1000 in the long run..
One to get your approval first, BEFORE changing the alledgedly broken bulb...
and One to receive the ridiculously large sum of money in return for changing the bulb
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:19 PM
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How many amish people does it take to change a light bulb.??
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:19 PM
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none.
they don't believe in using electricity
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:20 PM
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I guess that's why they can't shave...
But seriously, if they used some cream and a disposable, they could have kept it from getting that freakin' big!
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:20 PM
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I saw one run around in circles once...
He eventually got dizzy and fell down.
Old 01-28-2009 | 04:21 PM
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They won't take pictures either...
And if forced to (just arm-bar them) they'll look away from the lens.
Old 01-28-2009 | 06:03 PM
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Old 01-28-2009 | 06:35 PM
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Anybody heard from Randy? God, this madness needs some management. If you could call it that. He's off to Superbowl so let the insanity continue. He's probably watching us.
Old 01-28-2009 | 06:37 PM
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i thought he was with you now...

wasn't he supposed to be in austin a few days ago?
Old 01-28-2009 | 10:04 PM
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Hey, inderocker just got his first kill. I haven't seen that much jousting on the Forum since the election.
Old 01-28-2009 | 10:05 PM
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I'm talking about the "burnt bike".
Old 01-28-2009 | 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by VTRsurfer
Hey, inderocker just got his first kill. I haven't seen that much jousting on the Forum since the election.
It was a good call.
Old 01-29-2009 | 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by MUHerdFan
I traded a G22 for a DAO Ruger SP101 recently. That little gun just shoots. I have Crimson Trace grips as well. It is my 'easy' carry gun, and will be at Grant Cunningham's shop this year for modifications.

I like the Ruger wheelguns, and plan on owning a 4" GP100 eventually. They are simple, stout guns. However, I'd like to get into local matches with the 627PC due to it being an 8-shooter and availability of parts. Personally, the PC guns suck out of the box, so the 'new-to-me' 627 will eventually get massaged. Now, you had to mention a Colt Python a few threads back.....time to buy a lotto ticket again....
Yeah, Ruger makes good stuff. I had a .41 Mag Blackhawk for many years, sold it and miss it. Still got a number of Rugers, just not DA revolvers. I just much prefer the action of DA Smiths.

I've only shot a couple of other peoples' Performance Center guns- a .356 semi and a .44 Mag. That was 6 or 8 years ago. Both were built to order and very nice as delivered. I'm too cheap right now to spend the kind of money they're wanting for 'em these days. I do also like those Pythons but the prices have gone crazy on those too.
Old 01-29-2009 | 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by VTRsurfer
Hey, inderocker just got his first kill. I haven't seen that much jousting on the Forum since the election.
Originally Posted by RK1
It was a good call.
+1..



and on that note, I say we have another election. Ya'know, so we can joust some more... it has nothing to do with the fact that the elected has no experience.. Who's with me?
Old 01-29-2009 | 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by nuhawk


Anybody heard from Randy? God, this madness needs some management. If you could call it that. He's off to Superbowl so let the insanity continue. He's probably watching us.
Randy is officially a Texan again!!
Doug, shoot me a pm with your number, and work address. Once the dust settles just a little I'llswing by...
Old 01-29-2009 | 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Randman
Randy is officially a Texan again!!
Doug, shoot me a pm with your number, and work address. Once the dust settles just a little I'llswing by...
You were always a Texan. You were just born off target. Welcome back brother. No pressure here - take care of the family. If I can help - I got some local connections for most anything. Enjoy your weekend. We got the some time to work later. Welcome back. We missed you and look forward to welcoming the new Texans that you bring with you. PM sending.

Now what about that new Superhawk on craigslist. ??? Got Randy all over it.
Old 01-30-2009 | 05:17 AM
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Glad to see you made it safely and didnt get raped or something..
Old 02-01-2009 | 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Cleveland
Glad to see you made it safely and didnt get raped or something..
Ha, thanks, I think... LOL
Old 02-01-2009 | 08:17 PM
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Old 02-02-2009 | 08:09 AM
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Well, Give us a weather update.


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