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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:42 PM
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Yep a single shed. To hold all my cash. Of course, I'd have some serious security out there
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:42 PM
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6 tripwires and 38 12 guage shotguns. Probably a few grenades, but I wouldn't wanna blow up my money.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:42 PM
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Although I don't know...

Maybe I'd have so much money at that point, it'd be fun to blow some up.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:43 PM
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truly,
I can't see myself wiping my rear with a dollar bill...
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:43 PM
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or lighting a 100 dollar bill with a lighter, and lighting my cig off the dollar...
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:44 PM
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I would be rich enough to fill a pool with cash and swim in it though. I've always wanted to do that.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:44 PM
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I'd have enough money to elect myself as president next year...
Then I'd spend my time making things legal, that are now illegal...
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:44 PM
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like jaywalking...

and impersonating police officers..
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:45 PM
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as my time as president rolls on, I'd eventually outlaw the use of the color pink, probably purple too.
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I'd make it a law...
That says Wendy's must make every order a "Biggie", or the employees will face serious time in prison
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:46 PM
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While I'm making laws here...

The word "NO" is illegal if I want sex.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:47 PM
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I'd even make a law that says 5 restaurants in each county must serve free breakfast. To keep them from going under, I'd alternate which 5. As long as their food doesn't suck.
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I'd definitely make a law that says if you run into or over a biker, the biker's family & friends are allowed to douse you in Zippo fluid and set you aflame.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:48 PM
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I'd probably even make it legal to hold the judge in contempt.

And outlaw police vehicles from donut shops.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:49 PM
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Seeing as how now I'm rich...AND I'm the president,

I'd charge Bill gates (and anyone else worth over a bil) one avg. size home per year. He has to build & fund it, for a family who can't afford it.
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If the family who can't afford it ends up in a nicer home than mine, they will be asked nicely to leave, and I will then reside in the nicer home.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:50 PM
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I'd make a new marriage law.
TWO HOMES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE once married.

God knows I wouldn't be able to live with a wife.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:51 PM
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Now a year into my term, I'm ordering all city workers to level & pave all roads. Any road that goes on for more than 2 miles without twisties, windies, curvies, and hairpins will be immediately destroyed & rebuilt..
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:51 PM
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Best law I have sent to senate:
Motorcyclists are allowed to speed.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:51 PM
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Not that I speed often...
Just when I'm not going slow
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:52 PM
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And now that I'm so filthy rich I can wipe my rear with dollar bills, even if I did somehow go TOO fast and get arrested, I'd bond myself right out
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:53 PM
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Ok, so say it's a weekend and I can't bond out.
I'd have enough money hidden in my armpit to buy some real cool stuff behind bars
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:54 PM
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I'd buy two bars of soap from Bubba,
three toothbrushes from Tyrone,
some enhanced coffee from Tiny,
and a pack of smokes from the guard.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:54 PM
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to be completely honest, I'd probably resign as president, and join the mob.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:54 PM
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If I can drop a mil or so per year into the family's pocket, they probably wouldn't wack me.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:55 PM
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No, they'd wack me.
Probably a better idea not to join the mob.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:55 PM
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But with all this newfound money I won from the lotto, maybe I can start my own mob!
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Well, mob or not..
president or not..
I'd still buy me the nicest looking chick I could find.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:56 PM
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I'd buy a diamond plated leash, and tie it to the back of my hawk.
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Old 01-28-2009 | 03:56 PM
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then, I'd tie that hot chick right to the leash...
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