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Old 01-25-2009 | 03:36 PM
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Cold riding:

the time when it DOESN'T make sense to go faster...
You keep thinking "i'll get there faster and i won't deal with the cold as long"
but then you figure out...
"****! it's cold when i go faster!"
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:37 PM
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I tried one morning, while everything was "frosty" with glistening ice (keep in mind im in Florida, so this is rare)..
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:37 PM
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I didn't have a choice, I had to leave..
So I started my Hawk and eventually went on my way...
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:38 PM
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it was so cold the tires felt like they were responding dramatically different than normal. I could also feel the "slip" around every turn, and even during accelerations
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I kept singing my made up song,
"freezing my *** off
freezing my *** off..
to get me to work...
to get me to work..."
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:39 PM
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but it wasn't helping much..
I was in utter pain.
Couldn't feel my *****.
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:39 PM
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Warm up baby, warm up
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:40 PM
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This morning it was about 50 when i left my house, felt great
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:40 PM
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which is funny, because when i was used to 75, 50 felt like ice....
Now i'm used to 35, and 50 is paradise..
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:41 PM
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Bike Week's right around the corner, so I suppose I have to ride if it doesn't warm up somewhat by then!
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:42 PM
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Maybe I'll just fill my fuel tank, start my bike, let her get niceeee & warmmmm then just set up a chair behind her exhaust and enjoy the heat while sitting on main street
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:42 PM
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naaa, i'll be wayyyy to busy out-revving the harleys and outrunning the ducati's
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:43 PM
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Even in 35 degree weather, I guess I still got it...
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:43 PM
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couple mornings ago I saw a porsche running a light, and then hauling *** around a turn. I simply shook my head and quietly said in my helmet...

"wanna race?"
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:44 PM
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it was like -2 seconds before I was on his *** and whipping by him..
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:44 PM
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If I ever see him I'm going to say "you remember that little red "blip" that flew past you that day? That was ME!"
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:45 PM
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no joke, I didn't want to haul ***, because I was freezing. But I can't allow a porsche to just go unpunished
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:45 PM
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My next adventure in the cold morning fight is going to be a 1 inch thick ski mask
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:46 PM
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I don't know... I suppose a space heater just wouldn't fit on the Hawk...
and even if it did...
Might look kinda goofy...
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:46 PM
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maybe i'll just move to Florida where it's hot
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:47 PM
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nope, that aint gonna work.
I'm already in Florida and it's ****** cold here too.
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:47 PM
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maybe i'll just keep hoping to god that spring's heat comes SOON!!!!
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:48 PM
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I tell ya, it'd be nice to walk outside tomorrow morning and feel that 75 degree weather and not have to put an insulated nut-hugger on
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:49 PM
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And not only that...
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:49 PM
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but if i ever get my hands around the weather's neck, I'm going to tell him to stop that WIND stuff too.
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:50 PM
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taking a turn on the main road here and a gust of wind just about knocks me off the side of the road. I looked at the grass and went hard left. good thing too..
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:50 PM
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and inch to the right and i woulda got taken right off the damn pavement.
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:51 PM
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While we're on the stinking subject...
I DONT LIKE RAIN EITHER!
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:51 PM
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Especially with no face shield!
Is rain on a bike worse than 100 doctor needles?
Old 01-25-2009 | 03:52 PM
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jeans get soaked
shirt gets soaked
wallet gets soaked
socks get soaked
cigarettes get soaked
lighter gets soaked
money gets soaked


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