I have a brain three-mur.

I wanted to join the air-five-ce.

Anytwo for elevenis?

Brutality in madagascar is not punishable here in the states.

I should allow full purpose thinking due to mind-bending testicular ideas...

But I refuse. And I will not be senselessly knocked into thinking that there are real actual true-to-life zombie eating spiders.

I'm a *****. I'm a post-*****. I'm going to get naked and show my post.

Unbelievably, my twisted sock drawer eats more milk in one day alone than I do in an hour.

I can't tell you to fear the night....
But remember this one very important FACT...

Now you remember that.
Because if you ever forget it, it could cost you dearly (and your pomeranian too, if you're not careful)

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

He can cut a quart of conifer, if you give him a quarter for every quart of conifer he cut.

But I'm still wondering if there's light at the end of the underpass. Well sure there is.

Just shoot up to around 140 or so shift into 6th gear and glide with the road

I don't suggest going over 130 without a helmet though...
Your ears will buzz for an hour and your sunglasses are going to shake off

Big deal, when the lights are dimmed and the mood is right, yes I call my superhawk a mighty owl. big woop.

Smokey is the bandit. Smokey and the bandit. Smokey was the bandit. Smokey lost the bandit. The bandit isn't smokey. Smokey is now the bandit. Bandit.

I'm speaking of critically acclaimed jibberish! And by law, I'm entitled to an answer!

Yes judge...
The officer molested my exhaust can and then he proceeded to lube the chain.

I will not! I will NOT die before I jump off a cliff without surviving

Ok in all seriousness, I bought a red and yellow blue bag. The beans spilled, so I cleaned them up with some amonia. Now here I am, freezing, in 90 degree weather, waiting for my package to thaw. The moral: Don't use UPS.

Standard packaging uses 100 styro-foam type inserts and are clearly not for use with all bewbies.

I agree young grasshopper!

Yes Charlie, I have an angel for you.
She is very good in the sack too, old chap.

Won't find me posting senselessly I tell you wawt.

Not me, no-sur.

Post-Whoring for a winning lotto ticket (300 mil or higher, won't be satisfied unless)

No really........
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I mean c'mon. nothing's cooler than dots.

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I guess there's always commas

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Candy apples are pretty decent

Personally, I like granny smith's apple

She always keeps it moist and hairy.

(plays roof's theme music)

Never fear. The roof is here.

Yea baby, I screw donkeys on saturdays. Why wouldn't I? If I did it on Sundays it would only get in the way of ronald the rooster giving me head.

oooooooooh yeaaaaaaa....

Snap into a Slim Jim.