Post Whoring Newbie Thread
12-02-2008 | 02:49 PM
Senior Member
Superstock
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 401
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well first, the light bulb must truly want to change.
How many gay guys does it take to change a light bulb?
.....
.....
.....Why should the light bulb have to change?!?!
How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
One to do a 5 point inspection on the bulb.......
One to find nothing wrong with the current bulb.....
One to break the existing bulb with a screwdriver....
Another to show you the broken bulb, and sell you a brand spankin' new bulb...
One to overcharge you for parts and labor to change your bulb....
and one to put a sticker on your new bulb, telling you when you need to change it again.
What does it mean if your wife brings you a beer during a sunday football game?
Her chain is too long, we'll have to shorten it.
What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
When they're on their backs...
They're both screwed
Heavy winds blowing NNE at 0 mph
SuperHawk spelled backwards is kwaHrepuS.
also, Firestorm backwards is mrotseriF.
I really would like to eventually buy me a 15-CR 0001 TVR...
But the euqroT my kwaH provides is superb....
Well first, the light bulb must truly want to change.
How many gay guys does it take to change a light bulb?
.....
.....
.....Why should the light bulb have to change?!?!
How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
One to do a 5 point inspection on the bulb.......
One to find nothing wrong with the current bulb.....
One to break the existing bulb with a screwdriver....
Another to show you the broken bulb, and sell you a brand spankin' new bulb...
One to overcharge you for parts and labor to change your bulb....
and one to put a sticker on your new bulb, telling you when you need to change it again.
What does it mean if your wife brings you a beer during a sunday football game?
Her chain is too long, we'll have to shorten it.
What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
When they're on their backs...
They're both screwed
Heavy winds blowing NNE at 0 mph
SuperHawk spelled backwards is kwaHrepuS.
also, Firestorm backwards is mrotseriF.
I really would like to eventually buy me a 15-CR 0001 TVR...
But the euqroT my kwaH provides is superb....
Last edited by Randman; 12-04-2008 at 06:07 PM. Reason: to hard to read
12-02-2008 | 09:20 PM
Senior Member
MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,547
From: Way Out West
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI
YouTube - More Doctors Smoke Camels Than Any Other Cigarette
YouTube - More Doctors Smoke Camels Than Any Other Cigarette
12-02-2008 | 09:49 PM
Senior Member
MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,547
From: Way Out West
I have a habit of liking-buying bikes that get no respect. Like my VTR for instance. My first road bike was a '73 Yamaha TX500. Lighter, smoother, slimmer, quicker and faster than CB500-CB550, but nobody even knows what it is. My TX500 was better in every way than my best friend's CB550. Riding the CB550 was like riding with a 3 FT wide bread basket between your legs. Way slower too. And heavy.
The CBX-6 is a collectible big deal now. Don't know why. The engine is like 4 frickin' feet wide. Why would anyone want a bike like that?
The first Honda which made any sense to me was the '83 V4 Interceptor. Still got mine.
Still a very cool bike. The bike which changed the world in my opinion.
When the **** is Honda gonna make a 1000cc, 125 RWHP, 500 lbs. wet Interceptor?
The CBX-6 is a collectible big deal now. Don't know why. The engine is like 4 frickin' feet wide. Why would anyone want a bike like that?
The first Honda which made any sense to me was the '83 V4 Interceptor. Still got mine.
Still a very cool bike. The bike which changed the world in my opinion.
When the **** is Honda gonna make a 1000cc, 125 RWHP, 500 lbs. wet Interceptor?
