Post Whoring Newbie Thread
11-28-2008 | 09:58 AM
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Real question is...why is post whoring so important? Do you get a prize or a pot metal trophy or something?
I post here on occasion 'cause it doesn't fit any place else, and I don't care if people take five...or...six...posts...to...create...one...sent ence. If you're going to post, why not at least key in a full comprehensible sentence?
I post here on occasion 'cause it doesn't fit any place else, and I don't care if people take five...or...six...posts...to...create...one...sent ence. If you're going to post, why not at least key in a full comprehensible sentence?
11-28-2008 | 10:57 AM
I could ride in
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From: Dayton, TN
11-28-2008 | 01:36 PM
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11-28-2008 | 01:59 PM
Moderate-whore
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People just don't get it...well , some do...LOL
11-28-2008 | 02:23 PM
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From: Dayton, TN
11-28-2008 | 03:20 PM
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From: Dayton, TN
11-28-2008 | 03:34 PM
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From: Dayton, TN
The Israelis and Arabs finally realized that if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each side would take five years to develop the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its side the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from each litter, and fed them the best food. They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine.
After the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison bars on its cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast. When the day of the big fight arrived, the Israelis showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for the Israelis. No one else thought this weird animal stood a chance against the growling beast in the Ar ab camp. The bookies predicted the Arabs would win in less than a minute. The cages were opened. The Dachshund waddled toward the center of the ring.
The Arab dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail.
The Arabs approached the Israelis, shaking their heads in disbelief. 'We do not understand,' said their leader. 'Our top scientists and breeders worked for five years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They developed a killing machine.'
'Really?' the Israeli General replied. 'For five years, we've had a team of Jewish plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills working to make an alligator look like a Dachshund.'
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from each litter, and fed them the best food. They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine.
After the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison bars on its cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast. When the day of the big fight arrived, the Israelis showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for the Israelis. No one else thought this weird animal stood a chance against the growling beast in the Ar ab camp. The bookies predicted the Arabs would win in less than a minute. The cages were opened. The Dachshund waddled toward the center of the ring.
The Arab dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail.
The Arabs approached the Israelis, shaking their heads in disbelief. 'We do not understand,' said their leader. 'Our top scientists and breeders worked for five years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They developed a killing machine.'
'Really?' the Israeli General replied. 'For five years, we've had a team of Jewish plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills working to make an alligator look like a Dachshund.'
Last edited by LineArrayNut; 11-28-2008 at 04:46 PM.
11-28-2008 | 04:55 PM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti....html?ITO=1490
Flipping madness! Police offer free flip-flops to binge drinkers who keep falling over in heels | Mail Online
Flipping madness! Police offer free flip-flops to binge drinkers who keep falling over in heels | Mail Online
11-28-2008 | 07:51 PM
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From: San Clemente, CA
11-28-2008 | 08:12 PM
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Drive by media won't tell you, it's common knowledge that BO smokes but is "trying" to quit.
Smoking is "really bad" and all, is harmful to children, flowers and other living things and contributes to climate change. But it's not like BO is a racist or homophobe or "anti-immigrant" or somethin' really really really bad like that!
Smoking is "really bad" and all, is harmful to children, flowers and other living things and contributes to climate change. But it's not like BO is a racist or homophobe or "anti-immigrant" or somethin' really really really bad like that!
Last edited by RK1; 11-28-2008 at 08:16 PM.
