Post Whoring Newbie Thread
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
> woman waving at him.
> She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
> can't place where he knows her from.
> So he says, 'Do you know me?'
> To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of
> one of my kids.'
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
> unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the
> stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the
> pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
> whipped my butt with wet celery???'
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm
> your son's teacher.'
> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
> woman waving at him.
> She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
> can't place where he knows her from.
> So he says, 'Do you know me?'
> To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of
> one of my kids.'
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
> unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the
> stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the
> pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
> whipped my butt with wet celery???'
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm
> your son's teacher.'
If you start the DSOTM album at the begining of The Wizard of OZ movie it makes for a bizzare, but cool soundtrack that follows what is going on in the movie pretty well. Just a random tidbit.
you can google "Dark side of the Rainbow" it is pretty cool, did it once many years ago...of course it is cooler if you are drunk or that other thing people do that ryms with hugs..LMAO!