Post Whoring Newbie Thread
05-13-2007 | 09:35 AM
#1383
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
I was just going through some really old emails (like 5 years old!) and found this:
Ten Ways to tell if you are a hardcore sport bike junkie:
10. You can quote all of your bikes specs, but can't remember your anniversary.
9. You take the long way everywhere and still get there first.
8. You define "foreplay" as a 50 mile street ride.
7. You brake so late you don't see God you see Elvis.
6. You get a tell-tale facial tick every year at new model time.
5. You measure all purchases in terms of the number of tires you could have bought.
4. You have only motorcycle shops programmed into your speed dialer.
3. You use racing lines when pushing a shopping cart at the grocery store.
2. You consider 10,000 rpm "midrange".
1. You refer to the corner at the end of your street "Turn One".
Ten Ways to tell if you are a hardcore sport bike junkie:
10. You can quote all of your bikes specs, but can't remember your anniversary.
9. You take the long way everywhere and still get there first.
8. You define "foreplay" as a 50 mile street ride.
7. You brake so late you don't see God you see Elvis.
6. You get a tell-tale facial tick every year at new model time.
5. You measure all purchases in terms of the number of tires you could have bought.
4. You have only motorcycle shops programmed into your speed dialer.
3. You use racing lines when pushing a shopping cart at the grocery store.
2. You consider 10,000 rpm "midrange".
1. You refer to the corner at the end of your street "Turn One".
05-13-2007 | 09:37 AM
#1384
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
If so you need to rinse your eyes out ASAP or you'll go blind
05-13-2007 | 07:22 PM
#1401
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
How long do you think we have been working on it!!! LOL....I am sure that somebody somewhere will read the whole damn thing...I know I have, but then I have been posting along the way!!!
05-14-2007 | 05:04 AM
#1402
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
Shhh.. Honey, let the kids be... their playing quietly.. Let's just enjoy the peace...
