Post Whoring Newbie Thread
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A Navy Sailor and an Army Soldier both walk into the restroom one day. Both are standing at the urinal doing their business. Once finished the Soldier goes and washes his hands. The Sailor starts to walk out. The Soldier says, "What's your problem? The Army taught me to wash my hands after taking a ****. Didn't the Navy teach you that?" The Sailor replies, "No, the Navy taught me how not to **** on my hands!"