Post Whoring Newbie Thread
and the PO must have done some improvements on my bike.. cause in reading the other oil threads, i read that most of you guys have around 4 quarts capacity.. mine holds like 2 1/2 gallons.. I know cause the PO let it get REAL low.. I couldnt even see the oil on the dipstick/filler cap.. lol. what an idiot..
and the PO must have done some improvements on my bike.. cause in reading the other oil threads, i read that most of you guys have around 4 quarts capacity.. mine holds like 2 1/2 gallons.. I know cause the PO let it get REAL low.. I couldnt even see the oil on the dipstick/filler cap.. lol. what an idiot..
Dan Rather, Katie Couric, and a tough Marine Sergeant were
all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists
told them that he would grant them each one last request before
they were beheaded .
Dan Rather said, 'Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last
bowlful of hot spicy chili.' The leader nodded to an underling
who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and
said,
'Now I can die content.'
Katie Couric said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take
out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's
about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know
that I was on the job till the end.'
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Couric dictated some comments. She then said, 'Now I can die
happy.'
The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. Marine tough guy, what
is
your final wish?'
'Kick me in the ***,' said the Marine.
'What?' asked the leader? 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'
'No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ***,'
insisted the
Sergeant. So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him
in the ***.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9
mm
pistol from under his flack jacket, and shot the leader dead. In
the
resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his
M4
carbine and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, all the
Iraqis
were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Sergeant was untying Rather and Couric, they asked him,
'Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you
ask
them to kick you in the *** first?'
What,' replied the Marine, 'and have you two ******** report
that I was the aggressor?
all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists
told them that he would grant them each one last request before
they were beheaded .
Dan Rather said, 'Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last
bowlful of hot spicy chili.' The leader nodded to an underling
who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and
said,
'Now I can die content.'
Katie Couric said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take
out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's
about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know
that I was on the job till the end.'
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Couric dictated some comments. She then said, 'Now I can die
happy.'
The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. Marine tough guy, what
is
your final wish?'
'Kick me in the ***,' said the Marine.
'What?' asked the leader? 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'
'No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ***,'
insisted the
Sergeant. So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him
in the ***.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9
mm
pistol from under his flack jacket, and shot the leader dead. In
the
resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his
M4
carbine and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, all the
Iraqis
were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Sergeant was untying Rather and Couric, they asked him,
'Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you
ask
them to kick you in the *** first?'
What,' replied the Marine, 'and have you two ******** report
that I was the aggressor?