Post Whoring Newbie Thread
BROKEBACK DEER CAMP
The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one guy stay with him the whole time, so they
voted to take turns.
On the first night, the first guy slept with Daryl then came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes bloodshot.
The others said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loud, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night, another guy slept with Daryl. Next morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl's snoring shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one guy stay with him the whole time, so they
voted to take turns.
On the first night, the first guy slept with Daryl then came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes bloodshot.
The others said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loud, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night, another guy slept with Daryl. Next morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl's snoring shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."