HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.


George Phillips of Hometown, USA was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd

left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed

stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in
your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply

lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted

to 30, and phoned the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people stealing things from my shed Well, you don't have to worry about them now because

I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips'

residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'I thought you
said there was nobody available!'

 

No collision.......

 

Technically, you probably don't want to know............

 

I thought that your wife was back? You should be well satisfie..........

Oh, I understand now..........