Post Whoring Newbie Thread
12-18-2007 | 02:15 PM
#7472
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
Sorry, I have been out car, or SUV shopping today!! I really like the New Saturn Outlook, I have one in my drive way that they sent me home in, you know to try and get me to buy it and all....suckas...LOL...It is Mack for sure...dunno tho, the $42K sticker is a bit more than I wanted to go...we shall see...
12-18-2007 | 05:25 PM
#7483
Senior Member
Superstock
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 276
From: Ranson, WV
12-18-2007 | 05:54 PM
#7484
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
12-18-2007 | 05:55 PM
#7485
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
12-19-2007 | 08:18 AM
#7491
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
lol... that reminds me of part of Dane Cook's standup.. where he says something about something being stupid to complain about, then says "yeah, like complaining about a BJ from Jessica Alba... It was good, but I found it a bit toothy.. "
I never complain about certain things.
I never complain about certain things.
12-19-2007 | 02:13 PM
#7492
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,306
sorry to disappoint. i just dont care anymore
he no longer pisses me off. it's just expected for him to make a really lame attempt at an insult.
the fact that his insults fail to hurt, just makes him look like a fool even more.
he no longer pisses me off. it's just expected for him to make a really lame attempt at an insult.
the fact that his insults fail to hurt, just makes him look like a fool even more.
12-19-2007 | 10:04 PM
#7493
Banned
MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
lol... that reminds me of part of Dane Cook's standup.. where he says something about something being stupid to complain about, then says "yeah, like complaining about a BJ from Jessica Alba... It was good, but I found it a bit toothy.. "
I never complain about certain things.
I never complain about certain things.
12-20-2007 | 02:12 PM
#7496
Banned
MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When
you pass each other in the?hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She
takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When
you pass each other in the?hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She
takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
12-20-2007 | 03:34 PM
#7497
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
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