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Old 12-13-2007 | 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by drew_c14
she's not really sick....just going for the sympathy thing
wanna call me? I will pm you my number....
my voice is hotter than phone sex
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Old 12-13-2007 | 05:23 PM
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hotter than phone sex? LOL
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Old 12-13-2007 | 05:24 PM
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You know it! Man I sound like George Carlin. lol
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Old 12-13-2007 | 05:32 PM
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you're right....that IS hot
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Old 12-13-2007 | 05:51 PM
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yeah baby!
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Old 12-13-2007 | 06:00 PM
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I just spilled gatorade all over my computer...nice
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Old 12-13-2007 | 06:00 PM
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I'm having a swell day
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Old 12-13-2007 | 06:01 PM
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I knew it was going to be great when I woke up this morning
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Old 12-13-2007 | 06:01 PM
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stepped in a pile of cat poo in the living room
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Old 12-13-2007 | 06:02 PM
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stupid animals.....they have a perfectly good litter box
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Old 12-13-2007 | 06:02 PM
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it's even automatic
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Old 12-13-2007 | 06:24 PM
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A very nice, calm and respectable lady walked into the pharmacy. She went straight up to the Pharmacist and said " I would like to buy some cyanide."
The Pharmacist asked "Why in the world do you want to buy cyanide?"
The lady replied, " I need it to poison my husband."
The Pharmacist's eyes got big as he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't sell you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw us both in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can not have any cyanide!"
At this point the lady reached into her purse and pull out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to him.
The pharmacist looked at the photo and replied, " Well now that's different. Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"
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Old 12-13-2007 | 06:25 PM
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Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the driver's window. The driver rolls it down, and the trooper smacks the driver in the head with his nightstick. "Ow!" says the driver. "Why'd you do that?" The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready." The driver says, "I'm sorry officer, I'm not from around here." The trooper writes the guy a ticket and gives his license back, then walks around to the car's passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls the window down, and the trooper smacks him with his nightstick. "Ow!" says the passenger. "What'd you do that for?" The trooper says, "Just making your wish come true." "What the hell does that mean?" asks the guy. "Two miles down the road, you were gonna say, 'I wish that lousy cop would've tried that crap with me!'"
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Old 12-13-2007 | 07:39 PM
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Sup peeps..well, gotta go...Tis the Season....work, work, work, work and work....
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Old 12-13-2007 | 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Cleveland
I think it was you, Ali.. that pissed off "bitch boy"...
Hey, pay no attention to the oil I put on those brake pads before sending them up to ya buddy...It's good for them, and it will help you stop faster!! 115 to 0 in a half second flat!! LMAO!! Bitch Boy! I would never take your name!!!
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Old 12-13-2007 | 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ali_squidz
aint that the troof!!
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Oh, did I mention the watches I have for sale on Ebay!!!!! LMAO
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Old 12-14-2007 | 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by ali_squidz
ah-ha!!
so when someone says this...

mrclean996: so how r u feeling 2day??

I should prop up my guard? LOL
translated: I would like to copulate with you, but I'm not sure if you're interested, so I'll just make meaninless banter with you til I get the nerve to ask, or you give me a sign...

or more loosely translated: We should rut like pigs til niether of us can breathe..
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Old 12-14-2007 | 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by kickinchicken996
Hey, pay no attention to the oil I put on those brake pads before sending them up to ya buddy...It's good for them, and it will help you stop faster!! 115 to 0 in a half second flat!! LMAO!! Bitch Boy! I would never take your name!!!
ah man.. how did that turn on me? I was quoting someone else.. not naming you... jeez..

Someone's panties are in a wad...
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Old 12-14-2007 | 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Cleveland
translated: I would like to copulate with you, but I'm not sure if you're interested, so I'll just make meaninless banter with you til I get the nerve to ask, or you give me a sign...

or more loosely translated: We should rut like pigs til niether of us can breathe..

Rut like pigs....nice, just as long as you aren't referring to 'Deliverance'-type rutting...
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Old 12-14-2007 | 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by drew_c14
stepped in a pile of cat poo in the living room
u sure it wasnt a barf ball? they look about the same.
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Old 12-14-2007 | 06:36 AM
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ur like the dude on the street with the trench coat lined with watches. lol
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Old 12-14-2007 | 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Cleveland
ah man.. how did that turn on me? I was quoting someone else.. not naming you... jeez..

Someone's panties are in a wad...
Easy target..LOL
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Old 12-14-2007 | 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ali_squidz
ur like the dude on the street with the trench coat lined with watches. lol
Hey *pss* Hey you ....wanna buy a watch?
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Old 12-14-2007 | 06:50 AM
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LOL!!! is that all you be sellin y0?
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Old 12-14-2007 | 06:55 AM
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Nah....Gots tons of stuff.....Diamonds, David Yurman, John Hardy, Mikimoto, Tara, JB Star....Lots O expensive stuffs.....I just like watches....
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Old 12-14-2007 | 06:55 AM
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1st day off in a while....next day off is Christmas...then new years day....Damn work sucks....
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Old 12-14-2007 | 07:00 AM
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oh man thats rough dude....
ur presence is missed around here
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Old 12-14-2007 | 07:03 AM
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i just checked out john hardys stuff. its weird, like tribal indigenous people jewelry.
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Old 12-14-2007 | 07:06 AM
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david yurman stuff is nice. i like it. y is everything silver and not white gold?
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Old 12-14-2007 | 07:07 AM
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this is gorgeous

http://www.davidyurman.com/shoponlin...s&itemId=Y5160
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