Post Whoring Newbie Thread
11-30-2007 | 12:34 AM
#6812
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Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
Well as I don't even want to be involed with the ball discussion (decorative or otherwise) ) I'll just throw this up..... yeah it's late but to damn bad.....lol
Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
11-30-2007 | 12:38 AM
#6814
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MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
This one is a classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxTyuFBPJsk
NWS (not work safe) _ it's not that bad but.....
NWS (not work safe) _ it's not that bad but.....
11-30-2007 | 07:51 AM
#6815
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SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
Which is why the joke of "Dyslexics of the world untie" is funny.
11-30-2007 | 07:58 AM
#6816
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SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
How many of you all exchange gifts with your siblings still?
Or do you just buy for the kids?
My Sister-in-law and Brother-in-law both don't want to exchange gifts among the kids. Keep in mind we only buy for one person, so it's only one gift... maybe two depending on the cost. We try and stay under $35.
Both of them this year only want to have gifts for the kids. This is the first year for the kids, they're 6 months, and 5 months respectfully.
I'm trying not to be materialistic, but since I don't have any kids I'd literally not get ANY gifts on Christmas, which sounds kind of lame. I don't mind buying for my niece and nephew, I mean, I plan on spoiling them rotten.... but I'd still like to get something for and from my siblings too.
Or do you just buy for the kids?
My Sister-in-law and Brother-in-law both don't want to exchange gifts among the kids. Keep in mind we only buy for one person, so it's only one gift... maybe two depending on the cost. We try and stay under $35.
Both of them this year only want to have gifts for the kids. This is the first year for the kids, they're 6 months, and 5 months respectfully.
I'm trying not to be materialistic, but since I don't have any kids I'd literally not get ANY gifts on Christmas, which sounds kind of lame. I don't mind buying for my niece and nephew, I mean, I plan on spoiling them rotten.... but I'd still like to get something for and from my siblings too.
11-30-2007 | 09:54 AM
#6817
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MotoGP
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 6,110
From: NW North Carolina
I do not get my brother or his wife anything but I still get me nephew a gift. My brother gets the shaft every year cause they go all out getting my 3 kids something really nice (even though they can't afford it). I get his 1 kid something really nice but it is still just one gift vs. 3 gifts.
11-30-2007 | 01:03 PM
#6818
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Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
11-30-2007 | 01:03 PM
#6819
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MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
WITH A FIVE YEAR OLD, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET, READ ON…
A Frickin' Elephant
Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,
"Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"
Deep breath ... "What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"
and so it does ...
" A f r i c a n Elephant "
A Frickin' Elephant
Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,
"Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"
Deep breath ... "What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"
and so it does ...
" A f r i c a n Elephant "
11-30-2007 | 01:05 PM
#6820
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MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
You don't need to understand German to enjoy this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ZwbDj7sQM
This an ad for a HOME Depot like shop in Germany called Toom and the slogan is "do you have a better idea for a home project than this"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ZwbDj7sQM
This an ad for a HOME Depot like shop in Germany called Toom and the slogan is "do you have a better idea for a home project than this"
12-03-2007 | 06:39 PM
#6831
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SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
Mine gets broken once every couple months by some idiot picking a fight with me. I break his nose, he goes to jail.... and I wind up with a broken cell phone.
... I think I got the losing end of that deal. :-(
... I think I got the losing end of that deal. :-(
12-03-2007 | 06:41 PM
#6834
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SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
I walked into the bank today, and they were playing Christmas music. I walked out before ever completing a transaction.... I'll go thru the drive-thru tomorrow and listen to MY music and not that damned holiday crap.
12-03-2007 | 06:42 PM
#6835
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SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
What's the people that don't drink alcohol? Hindu? Something like that?
I want to get drunk and call one of them up.... see what they have to say. Of course, I probably wouldn't understand them, but it's about as likely that I understand the tech support peeps I'm on hold for too.
I want to get drunk and call one of them up.... see what they have to say. Of course, I probably wouldn't understand them, but it's about as likely that I understand the tech support peeps I'm on hold for too.
