Post Whoring Newbie Thread
11-15-2007 | 05:12 AM
#6632
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
like this...
Did You Know?
1. If you farted constantly for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to creat the energy of an atomic bomb. (I wonder who got paid to figure that out?)
2. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
3. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy, but I'm still not over the pig.)
4. A male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the ...?!)
5. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes ... lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
6. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life -- quality over quantity.)
7. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm....)
8. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
9. Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
10. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
Did You Know?
1. If you farted constantly for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to creat the energy of an atomic bomb. (I wonder who got paid to figure that out?)
2. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
3. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy, but I'm still not over the pig.)
4. A male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the ...?!)
5. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes ... lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
6. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life -- quality over quantity.)
7. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm....)
8. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
9. Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
10. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
11-16-2007 | 09:40 PM
#6646
Hmm?
SuperBike
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Posts: 2,069
From: San Gabriel Valley
11-19-2007 | 05:10 AM
#6649
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
11-19-2007 | 05:21 AM
#6650
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
11-19-2007 | 05:29 AM
#6651
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
Mathematical PROOF that Girls are evils:
1. We all know that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time X Money
2. We all know that time is money.
Time = Money
Therefore, using simple substitution...
Girls = money x money or money(squared)
And Money is the root of all evil
Money = (sq root)evil
Money(squared) = evil
Girls = evil
I challenge any one to dispute the mathematical validity of this theorum. I think we all can agree that NASA has some of the smartest mathematical minds.. They attmepted to recruit my mother... I submitted this to her, and she could not dispute it..
1. We all know that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time X Money
2. We all know that time is money.
Time = Money
Therefore, using simple substitution...
Girls = money x money or money(squared)
And Money is the root of all evil
Money = (sq root)evil
Money(squared) = evil
Girls = evil
I challenge any one to dispute the mathematical validity of this theorum. I think we all can agree that NASA has some of the smartest mathematical minds.. They attmepted to recruit my mother... I submitted this to her, and she could not dispute it..
11-19-2007 | 06:52 AM
#6655
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
But, in a woman's defense, bikes also take time and money. So technically bikes could also be considered evil.
However, bikes tends to be more forgiving and less vindictive.... but women can be more fun to ride.
However, bikes tends to be more forgiving and less vindictive.... but women can be more fun to ride.
11-19-2007 | 09:03 AM
#6657
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
11-19-2007 | 09:27 AM
#6658
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
Nah, I don't love money. In fact, I hate money.... which is why I get rid of it as soon as possible by buying things I love.
