Post Whoring Newbie Thread
10-04-2007 | 04:35 AM
#5470
Moderatio est Figmentum
Superstock
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 427
From: Covington, Georgia
Good morning all
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor
and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said,
"That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered,
"Just a few, maybe 4,
but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said,
"That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said,
"That's all right. I don't need them for sex
anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it
to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said,
"That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered,
"Just a few, maybe 4,
but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said,
"That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said,
"That's all right. I don't need them for sex
anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it
to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
10-04-2007 | 04:57 AM
#5473
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
10-04-2007 | 05:00 AM
#5474
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
I saw that vid somewhere else Monday or Tues.. but this is a better quality vid, and more content... good link..
10-04-2007 | 05:14 AM
#5475
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
Would go something like this:
(log in as "Cleveland")
(post) blah, blah, blah...
(log out)
(log in as "KC")
(post) Blah, Blah, Blah, yourself..
(log out)
(log in as "Cleve")
(post)... useless ****...
(log out)
(log in as "KC")
(post) even more useless ****...
I think you get the drift... I can asure you, C5, that KC and I are most definitely NOT the same physical being (mentally though I cannot say with the same certainty).. the reason is we are both TOO "F"ing LAZY to go through all that work just to carry a ruse..
10-04-2007 | 05:38 AM
#5479
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton ***** and a ball of string on the counter.
Confused, the salesgirl says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
"You see, it's like this," he said. "Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she!"
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton ***** and a ball of string on the counter.
Confused, the salesgirl says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
"You see, it's like this," he said. "Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she!"
10-04-2007 | 05:40 AM
#5480
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
10-04-2007 | 05:54 AM
#5490
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
How cool would that be, to get a call, or have your buddy just come up to ya and say "hey dude, I bought ya a new bike" You would be like...Hmm, ok, but I am not gonna sleep with ya...LOL...unless it was a girl that did it, and of course she would have to be cute...
