Post Whoring Newbie Thread
10-03-2007 | 02:04 PM
#5432
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MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
Here are a couple for today......
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big ****
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big ****
10-03-2007 | 02:07 PM
#5433
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MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
Geoff gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Geoff replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly."
What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust." Why on earth would someone want a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates.
Well, One, I like hundred dollar bills. Two, I like to watch my money grow. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. Four, once in a while I like to play with my money. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Geoff and his hundred dollar tatoo are recovering in room 233 at Stanford hospital
Geoff replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly."
What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust." Why on earth would someone want a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates.
Well, One, I like hundred dollar bills. Two, I like to watch my money grow. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. Four, once in a while I like to play with my money. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Geoff and his hundred dollar tatoo are recovering in room 233 at Stanford hospital
10-03-2007 | 08:27 PM
#5437
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
KC, Home Depot? Really?
Keep in mind, I applied at Home Depot but didn't get hired. They said I was too overqualified.... the jerks. A friend of mine just got hired there though.... he's been out of work since April when he was laid off from the IT department at a local school.
Keep in mind, I applied at Home Depot but didn't get hired. They said I was too overqualified.... the jerks. A friend of mine just got hired there though.... he's been out of work since April when he was laid off from the IT department at a local school.
10-03-2007 | 08:32 PM
#5439
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
Cleve, if it makes you feel any better when I was still getting to know you all (or at least your internet personalities) I did have a hard time distinguishing between you and KC.... I still have the lingering thought in my mind that you and KC are one in the same person.
.... might want to get some more acid and see if you can get that KC stench off of ya.
.... might want to get some more acid and see if you can get that KC stench off of ya.
10-03-2007 | 08:33 PM
#5440
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
On the work related note, it's somewhat entertaining that I can view all the posts, but not actually post anything. Which is going to be entertaining to see what retort my previous posts receive.
10-03-2007 | 08:39 PM
#5443
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
Cleve, if it makes you feel any better when I was still getting to know you all (or at least your internet personalities) I did have a hard time distinguishing between you and KC.... I still have the lingering thought in my mind that you and KC are one in the same person.
.... might want to get some more acid and see if you can get that KC stench off of ya.
.... might want to get some more acid and see if you can get that KC stench off of ya.
10-03-2007 | 08:42 PM
#5444
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
10-03-2007 | 08:44 PM
#5446
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
Oh yea, so since my truck is a piece of junk and STILL not working I'm going to buy another car.
Found a few years older BMW 5 Series for sale here for a decent price. Just gotta take a look at it with my brother.... he's much more up to speed on BMWs than I am.
Found a few years older BMW 5 Series for sale here for a decent price. Just gotta take a look at it with my brother.... he's much more up to speed on BMWs than I am.
10-03-2007 | 08:59 PM
#5453
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
Yea, still working at the club on weekends, but since we finally hired someone else I've actually had a couple weekend nights off.
Still doing the day job too, and actually am up for a promotion... hopefully.
Still doing the day job too, and actually am up for a promotion... hopefully.
10-03-2007 | 09:01 PM
#5454
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
So, by doing this:
The end result of the road was this:
Yes, the rubber really did catch on fire on it's own accord.
Oh, and here's what's left of the tires:
Sorry, just sitting here going thru all the pictures on my computer and missing my car.
The end result of the road was this:
Yes, the rubber really did catch on fire on it's own accord.
Oh, and here's what's left of the tires:
Sorry, just sitting here going thru all the pictures on my computer and missing my car.
10-03-2007 | 09:04 PM
#5455
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
10-03-2007 | 09:06 PM
#5456
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,283
From: Austin, Texas
Since my dog is now successfully trained on using the treadmill I decided to train my cat how to become a search and rescue climber:
All you have to do is airdrop some catnip wherever you want him to go, and he'll find a way to it.
All you have to do is airdrop some catnip wherever you want him to go, and he'll find a way to it.
