Post Whoring Newbie Thread
09-27-2007 | 06:38 AM
#5343
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
As in Moby? come on now, you can take a joke...
Hey, when we gonna meet up? I need to get this crap off my desk...ie K&N, EBC pads...I know I could just drop them in the mail, but then that would not give me an excuse to meet up for a drink or something...LOL...I needs to get out...
I was actually looking at take the Concealed carry class up your way, there is a range that offers it along with a 5 month membership to there range after the class for like $75...
Hey, when we gonna meet up? I need to get this crap off my desk...ie K&N, EBC pads...I know I could just drop them in the mail, but then that would not give me an excuse to meet up for a drink or something...LOL...I needs to get out...
I was actually looking at take the Concealed carry class up your way, there is a range that offers it along with a 5 month membership to there range after the class for like $75...
09-27-2007 | 07:18 AM
#5346
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,306
Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ! ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ! ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
09-27-2007 | 03:20 PM
#5353
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
We do have competion on the 6th, but I will check out the time on it and see if I can't work around it...or maybe miss this one, as I go to them all...
What'd ya have in mind? Meet out at the Lake, ie what ever that place was you were talking about before? can't remember the name of it, and I have even been there...knock back a few cold ones, then go stunt in the parking lot????LOL>.NOT..
What'd ya have in mind? Meet out at the Lake, ie what ever that place was you were talking about before? can't remember the name of it, and I have even been there...knock back a few cold ones, then go stunt in the parking lot????LOL>.NOT..
09-28-2007 | 04:16 AM
#5356
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
I dont know what's in mind... I may not even be able to do it.. What kind of competition?
Samuel Clemens - Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didnt do than the ones you did do.
I hate for you to miss you kids competing.. There'll be other times..
Samuel Clemens - Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didnt do than the ones you did do.
I hate for you to miss you kids competing.. There'll be other times..
09-28-2007 | 05:48 AM
#5359
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
They are going to comps every Sat, and sometimes twice on a Sat,..He already knows we won't make them all..As long as we go to the Majority of them it's all good...I have 3 more years of this stuff as well..LOL...
10-01-2007 | 06:01 AM
#5365
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
10-01-2007 | 06:08 AM
#5366
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
10-01-2007 | 11:21 AM
#5369
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,049
From: Leander TX!!
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad
bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
"Your wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her
knees and blows it right back up."
bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
"Your wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her
knees and blows it right back up."
