Not that I'm complaining, but I thought you were going to take a nap.

 

I mean, I'd much rather talk to you, than myself.

I already know what I'm going to say.

 

2002
yeah i know..... i got instant messaged from a friend who thinks he cant find a girl anywhere
hes not listening to me.

 

So when I returned the rental car today the employees all took turns looking at the paperwork because they couldn't believe I had the car 97 days.

.... they laughed, sorta, when I showed back up and took the car again.

 

He doesn't want to find one anywhere, he wants to find one somewhere.

That's obviously his problem.

 

Much like having a pregnant nothing, and then lots of little nothings running around.

 

I know I can't find a decent woman that I'm attracted to lately. I think I'm probably the most picky guy I've met.

 

It works out well though, cause my friends are all like... dude, I'm drunk... is that chick hot? When I tell them no, and they go hit on them anyway, I can make fun of them later.

 

this cant be true...
revolution8k: it's easier for a woman to wander out and get guys than vice versa
abaire: maybe so but a bit of confidence goes a long way. if a guy came up to me... say at the store or something and said you are really beautiful, can i take u out sometime? id say yes for sure.
revolution8k: haha... There's a 50-50 chance that they're single, and there is a 50-50 chance that they'll say yes. So my chances are actually 25%. Trust me, that actually gives a guy hope that it WOULD be that high.

 

Well, until they get married, then I can't make fun of her as much anymore. Apparently once they're officially a couple they take offense to that sort of thing.

 

revolution8k: I got on adultfriendfinder.com and sent this woman an email. The next day she takes her profile off.
revolution8k: haha ******* awesome!

 

The thing is that's is all a numbers game.

If he asks out 0 girls, he's got a 0% success ratio.
if he asks out 10 girls and 9 say no, he's still got a 10% success ratio

 

Just gotta ask 'em out.

If it helps, start with an ugly chick he's not interested in. Get her number and never call her... not like it matters. But someone said yes, right?

 

i dont get it... i mean hes a super nice dude... gotta nice house, nice car, good job.... etc. IMO thats a keeper.

 

What's the worst thing a chick can do if you ask her out?
Say no? laugh at you? so frickin what?

... well I guess her boyfriend could kick you ***, but that's a different story

 

Being a keeper doesn't necesarily mean that it's easy to get dates.

I've often times become the "nice guy" who never goes out with the hot chicks.

 

eh so what as long as it was on video

 

so instead I just get the ****** who just want to sleep with me; which I promptly blow off

 

I got the nice guy... He's a keeper. Im not horribly ugly contrary to KC's opinions.

 

well the car helps bring in the ****** im sure.

 

oh goodie hes home!! ni ni

 

see ya; and I don't tell people what car I drive

 

Well, I tell people... but not chicks like that. I don't need a money grubbing *****.

 

Had enough of those to last me a lifetime. When I added up that I spent more a month on dates than I did on my house it was time to change some things around.

 

I mean really, is there ever a logical reason for a chick to ask you what kind of car you drive when you're meeting for the first time?

 

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

 

Bring us a shrubbery!

 

We are the knights who say Ni!

 

We are the knights who say icky icky icky icky puh tang zoop boi!

 

she turned me into a newt; I got better