Queen, like, Fat Bottomed Girls?

 

Honey, did you just call me a nut?

 

Kind of like those old Nut 'N Honey cereal?

 

oooh you gonna take me home tonight.
oooh, down beside that red firelight;
oooh you gonna let it all hang out.
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.

 

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

 

Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Kickin’ your can all over the place

 

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me
Galileo,Galileo,
Galileo Galileo
Galileo figaro, Magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go, let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go, let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

 

I just told a guy at work that the iPhone was stupid

 

I think he wants to fight me now.

 

Of course he also is a Mac fanatic

 

He owns two iPods that I know of, and at least three mac computers

 

Nothing against Macs.... but I kind of like the ability to right click on stuff.

 

I want one of those space pens that writes upside down.

 

Apparently I have to find out where I got some of my custom car parts from 3 years ago, so they can replace them for me....

 

That outta be fun. They're probably going to tell me the value is only like $20 when I paid 10x that.

 

I'm still trying to figure out how and why that guy's levers were curved away from the bar ends.... that new guy, Hawk9807 or whatever? I know he said the PO did it.... but come on.... why and how?

 

Jenny's got a gun.....

 

Walk like an Egyptian?

 

Live and let die.

 

She thinks my tractor's sexy

 

Heh, some guy is arguing about his beneficiary. He sent in a notarized form with the information and he's telling us it's not correct information.

 

Over the river and thru the woods

 

I invented the internet

 

then the Macarena, though I hate the Macarena, almost as much as I hate Ricky Martin.

 

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ******' muscle.

 

For you! And believe me I did not want that because I had a good life before you. Well, not good... but... it was okay. Well... it was empty actually, but at least I was blissfully unaware of how miserable I was. Where as now... because of you... I am acutely aware of how completely and totally unhappy I am. Thank you for that.

 

Ren: You like Men At Work?
Willard: what men?
Ren: Men at work.
Willard: well where do they work?
Ren: No, they're a music group.
Willard: well what do they call themselves?
Ren: Oh no! What about the Police?
Willard: What about 'em?
Ren: You ever heard them?
Willard: No, but I seen them.
Ren: Where, in concert?
Willard: No, behind you.

 

The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. Furthermore, his work - the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth - indicate that he's a highly imaginative... uh... character. It seems clear that his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped.

 

It's a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house.

 

$50 and a flask of crown