*inserts foot in mouth*

 

yes... i said foot!! foot and only foot!!

 

heh, flexible and a big mouth, hmm?

 

lol!!!
not flexible at all actually.
nasty motorcycle accident 9/12/02 damn near killed me.
left me in a broken state that deters flexibility.

 

But you admit to having a big mouth?

 

Perhaps you were just talking about a footlong weiner?

You already told us all about your love of weiners.

 

just needs ketchup and relish, right?

 

lol yeah yeah
actually have a really small mouth too. thus the braces. i had such a small mouth my teeth wouldnt fit. they had to put this bridge thing in the top of my mouth called a palatal expander. **** hurt so bad.

 

 

ya wanna feel pain?? watch your teeth move every morning and night when you crank on that thing...
there is a key that goes right in the center of it and you have to crank it so many times a day. holy ............

 

or tell a 21 year old she has to walk with a cane.

 

heading home in the sweltering heat and pollution...
there is a pollution air quality warning out...
and its really friggin nasty outside.
if you guys dont see me in a half hour... play taps please.

"The combination of heat and humidity will result in heat index readings from 105 to 107 degrees today."

 

holy crap....just took me 20 mins to read all the nonsense from the last couple days

 

don't you people have jobs

 

pay your taxes so I can get paid!!

 

I have a job, but unfortunately for this thread I can multi-task

 

On that note though, I need to file my taxes for last year. I filed an extension, but I'm still missing a W2 form.

 

20 Minutes ain't nothin, I'm reading the whole thread in it's entirety! I'm up to page 175 or so.

 

change you posts per page to 50.....i'm on page 69

 

is there a way to see when a certain user was online last??

 

never mind...i found it

 

I'd rather click than scroll

 

hi everyone. im home! did you miss me?

 

Glad to hear you made it home despite the pollution warning.

 

lol yeah and the fact that its like pea soup outside.

 

Who peed in your soup?

 

Is that like "Who pissed in your cheerios?"

 

Cheerio, isn't that like good day in British?

 

Jolly good show, hail to the queen?

 

thats what i had for breakfast yesterday
honey nut cheerios